I've got two hands free,
And that's for me!
I can give high fives,
Two hands of glee.
Don't need no poles to get down the hill,
Cause I'm a short skied mothafucka with crazy mad skillz.
Some people laugh, some people shout names,
But I'm training real hard to make it in the X-games.
Gonna take you bitches out like a sailer out of port,
Cause I got double-deuce action and my skis are short.
Men are from Mars and women are from venus,
I got short skis like I got a short penis.
I hit up the rails, I hit up the pipes,
I love Blade'n more then Weslep Snipes!
So I hope you like my rhyme, it's got a beat that's phat!
Say high in the liftline, I'll be wearin a Jester Hat!
Sadatay!
Commander of the Silent Army
Viva La Resistance!
'By putting rules on skiing, your taking away the whole essence of newschool.' Josh Bryant!