Ridiculous farmers tan/tan line no homo. Ladies?

[grams.]

So, I go outside. A lot. I wear t-shirts. I don't apply sunscreen because I'm retarded. Leaving me with one of the dirtiest farmers tans I have produced in a long while. When I take my shirt off, it basically looks like I'm wearing another pale skin colored shirt. Anybody in the same boat as me? And ladies...thoughts?

 

[Aenigma]

Haha, I'm required to wear a t-shirt at work 40 hours a week, so mine is at least as good as yours. But I also live in northern Idaho, so I can rock cutoffs on the weekend with pride.

 

[nashbuck]

spencer that is not even bad my neck is like black and my back is like bleach white.

 

[grams.]

haha the farmers tan is probably widely accepted in naples. not in penfield.

 

[charmander]

i have a pretty good one

 

[Gooseling]

mine is pretty bad too. yesterday i went swimming and a ton of people commented on my farmers tan

 

[willyg0808]

haha thats awful! do you ever take your shirt off? your so pale underneath. i have a small farmers tan from sailing, its more like a lifejacket tan

 

[Uhgah]

I have a horseback riding tan... much like a farmer tan but I also get a v on my chest from a polo. Plus the added bonus of pasty ass legs from my britches and tall boots.

 

[skiminnesota]

i have a pretty BA one too...

i work outside 40+ hours a week and we are required to wear shirts at all times....

i feel like an idiot wearing shorts because my legs are white and my arms and face are super tan...

 

[Crack.]

no farmers tan for me.. lifeguard all day.

 

[down2freeski]

Thats nast. Keep your clothes on please.

 

[thelittlebiggs]

I had an awesome golf sock tan this summer.

 

[easybreezy]

ahahaha that would only be attractive if you have a sock tan to go along with it

 

[OhMyBosh]

in the summer i rock a golf tan...

basically a famers tan with a V on my neck and my left hand is white as fuck because of wearing a golf glove.

 

[thelittlebiggs]

I get an awkward line on my thighs from my golf skirts too.

I feel pretty cool. Haha

 

[Boggs]

Go dress like a guy more

 

[p-fo]

holy shit! thats pretty ridiculous. got me beat for summer

 

[Chickendodo]

Hahaha, I did landscaping, 10 hour days, SPF 80 and I still got fucking sunburn almost every day. haha, shit sucks, I always get mad farmers tans, except I don't tan, so it's more like farmers burn.