Ribbed protection

[LittleFoot]

Oh I get they will

 

[JayMeZZy]

thought it was about studded condoms before i read the comment

 

[corona]

I have diamond studs on my condoms.

 

[kebbek]

I have hair on my condoms

 

[Lansfield]

I have knifes on my condoms

 

[*TURBONERD*]

I have penises on my condoms.

 

[.Hugo.]

my condoms are invisible

 

[Huck_Norris]

I'm so rich I only wear condoms that's made from other niggas' dicks. /bustarhymes

 

[little1337]

i have a metal condom because it gets hot in thurrrr....has a melting point of OH DAYUM

 

[Willgum]

Isnt it weird that they used to make condoms out of sheepskin or animal intestines? You would be technically fucking a goat everytime you had sex

 

[bdarb207]

They still make those im pretty sure.

 

[JzD.]

Some people actually fuck goats

 

[walshie]

Lost +k for that series of events

 

[Flying~Squirrel]

i have holes in my condoms

 

[POW-WOW]

Doesn't everybody?

 

[POW-WOW]

Doesn't everybody?

 

[Hatsnballs]

i have pills for condoms

 

[gotti]

my condoms are covered in rubber.

 

[thenightman]

I use plan B as my condom.

 

[Spaceberg]

I use safeway bags as my condom

 

[whoa-dere]

i use your mom as my condomm

 

[BrewskiJr]

Ribbed condoms suck..

 

[Backyard.Skier]

i use saran wrap as my condom.

 

[Panda_with_Guns]

abstinence is my condom.

ski trix is my alcohol

 

[TNORTS]

Iluvskitrix

 

[*Bird]

.

 

[ForeverYung]

My condoms glow in the dark bitch

 

[BlackCupid]

You say this as a joke, but saran wrap actually can be a very effective replacement if you can't get your hands on any real condoms. You just gotta make her to double or triple wrap it.

 

[thenightman]

the chances of me finishing with three layers of saran wrap on my dick are ~0.00%

 

[BlackCupid]

You just gotta wrap it tight and hold it down with a rubber band. Like I said, it's not a bad alternative. Much better than trying to pull out.

 

[Chubz.]

...who pulls out?

 

[BlackCupid]

Pussies.

 

[m-tang]

American Pie: Beta House

 

[jameskiy]

i live in new zealand, and someone was talking about fucking goats, he said sheep were better than woman.

 

[.Hugo.]

Well you don't have to listen to them talk, and if you don't call them they won't get mad. I can see it

 

[B.Aussie]

I was waiting for someone to bring in NZ.

 

[iSmokeweed]

who need to pull out when you have plan b???

 

[Petersaurusrex]

I prefer coat hangers over condoms.

 

[thenightman]

bingo

 

[Flacko]

i have latex and rubber allergies so...

 

[yojimbo]

who needs condom when you have buttsecks? plus after your done you can have a nice tinkle in there too, make a nice soup.

 

[Hatsnballs]

 

[dmc12380]

i use snickers wrappers

 

[DirtYStylE]

My back up is bubble wrap

 

[SKI.ING]

They definitely still make those because a lot of people are allergic to latex used in most condoms. And I know you guys are joking, but Plan B is really unhealthy to use regularly. But if it's some wild one night stand then it serves it's purpose.

 

[Bateman]

i just slap her until she says that there is not going to be a baby.

 

[Miomo]

I'm pretty sure that there's someone on NS that fucks moose.

 

[AGOF]

falcon punches are my condoms

 

[Cotter]

that's just fucked up

 

[Hatsnballs]

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