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Nick116

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So yesterday me and my friend were leaving school in his truck, while we were driving we noticed there was a flat tire, so we pulled back in to the parking spot and proceded to change it. we changed it and got home but it took us un extra hour, someone had slashed his tire, and then the today we figured out who is was. now we need to get them back so were going after his cars, a Range rover sport and a BMW. need prank ideas.

Sprak notes: kid slashed our tire, need prank ideas to get back at him
 
Step 1: buy burritos 2: buy saran rap 3: open burritos and smear on car 4: cover in saran rap 5:epic prank
 
next time the windows are cracked pour something like honey all over the inside of his car.

Then fuck his mom
 
Steal the radio antennae, duck tape it to the car, wrap the duct tape all around his car then fuck his mom
 
Basically what I'm saying is do anything to piss him off by messing with his car. He will be angry, he'll have to drive all the way home all pissed off. When he walks into his house thinking the worst is over BAM there you are giving the business to his mom
 
if you can somehow get under the hood, fill the windshield wiper fluid reservoir with raw sewage (homemade).
 
Potatoes in the exhaust pipe. Works every time. Bologna on his paint if you wanna fuck shit up.

Big ole blob of grease behind the door handle.
 
Ok all the other ones were just warmups. Here is what you really do. Fuck his mom. Every position, every hole, every room in his house. Take photos of everything. Cum on her face, pee in her butt, fuck her in his bed. Take all the photos, get big copies. Glue them all over his car and write "Mommy loves you" on the windshield in lipstick. Hang her underwear from the antennae, bam you showed him
 
not true.

Anyways what I would do is get little pebbles and put them in his tire valves caps to deflate them. Then leave a note on the windshield telling him he owes you tires.
 
Get tacos or something good. Then put laxatives in all of them and feed them to him and his bro's. Then lock the bathrooms and get alot of video cameras.
 
Get tacos or something good. Then put laxatives in all of them and feed them to him and his bro's. Then lock the bathrooms and get alot of video cameras.
 
Get tacos or something good. Then put laxatives in all of them and feed them to him and his bro's. Then lock the bathrooms and get alot of video cameras.
 
Get tacos or something good. Then put laxatives in all of them and feed them to him and his bro's. Then lock the bathrooms and get alot of video cameras.
 
i guess. I dunno I would rather just get him to buy me new tires without ruining anything of his. plus this way he will think for a second that you slashed his tires like he did to you.

 
That's a shame. Pour honey all over his car, especially on the inside. That shit dries and collects dust and would fuck everything up. And what the fuck happened to this thread? Everyone like quad posted.
 
That seems like a bit more than a prank. If i got my tires slashed, somebody would get a brick through the windshield. And I'd steal the windshield wipers on a really rainy day
 
That's why i said fuck his mom but apparently Albert Pujols already fucked her face with a baseball bat
 
first of all how is the sugar going to get from the gas tank to the engine? Even if sugar could dissolve in the gasoline (which it can't in any appreciable amount) it would just clog up the fuel filter and the injectors way before an amount of sugar required to damage the engine made it there.

there are lots of ways you can ruin an engine in 5 minutes (obviously not going to say them) but putting sugar in the gas tank isn't one of them.

 
ping pong ball in gas tank. it gets sucked in and the car stops, then it floats back up to the top and the car runs normally. then its gets sucked in again etc.
 
The engine gets fucked up. I don't know what happened specifically but there was a grinding noise and then the engine died
 
bleach in the gas tank, this will really fuck shit up. but if you don't wanna be that extreme then go for water in the gas tank, the car will run like shit or it will just stop. it will be a pain in the ass, and will not really do any damage to the car
 
chlorene or some other nasty chemical in gastank will be sure to wreak havoc. Just be 100% positive its the right douche before doing it.
 
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