republican speech generator

doesnt have enough pauses and studdering in it.

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Lord_Piot is only concerned about weather or not the us foreign policy will affect his ability to obtain weed or not... - anewmorning.

DAMN RIGHT
 
right on the money

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-Mike

Pabst Blue Ribbon is the greatest beer ever.

What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!

Chapelle's Show Cult, Bitches
 
Fellow Grand Wizards of the KKK,

We know you love your children and your neighbor's wife. We know you share the same concerns as all god-fearing and Clinton-hating Americans. You want to be out shooting terrorists just like the rest of us. You think Tom Daschle is an obstructionist commie and want what's best for the country, like we do.

This war on terror keeps you too distracted to see us taking away all the rights you've gotten since 1921, and we know you'll support it with all your heart, no matter how long it takes, or how much it costs, because you are a Christian, God-fearing, white man.

The only way out of this situation is to keep up the war on terror indefinitely so that businesses can create new jobs for nobody, really, but it sure sounds good. But the commie pinko radical left Democrats are trying to take your hard-earned money and give it to dirty Mexicans instead of giving it to Enron where it belongs.

If you're a patriot and hate homos like we do you'll help us kill queers and commies here and abroad to help get our country back on its feet and keep us all safe.

Remember, if you want our country to be competitive and not be bombed by godless brown turbanheads, put the House and Senate back into the hands of the people who are white, God-fearing Christians like you, who look nothing like that bastard Clinton, and who want to give you a load of crap to get your vote and trillions of dollars of debt just like the 'ol gipper, God bless him instead of feeding illegal Chinese immigrants who are smarter than your children.

Remember friends, to save the good 'ol U.S. of A., vote to impeach Clinton again...so what if he's out of office! in the next election!

I agree... it could use some more shitty gramar, bumbling, and made up words, but over all, a solid effort.

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Lets say you have 10 000 people, about the number of drunken rowdy males at a Flames playoff game. Armed with nothing more than semi-auto 22\'s and flaming Alberta whiskey, this rag-tag group could fight a successful guerilla campaign against 150 000 US troops plus tens of thousands of coalition troops, costing $5 bil a MONTH and lasting at least 2 years. Pretty pathetic considering the US spends more on its military per year than every other country COMBINED.

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Fellow Grand Wizards of the KKK,

We know you love your SUV and your neighbor's wife. We know you share the same concerns as all god-fearing and white Americans. You want to be goddam filthy rich and left alone to watch your big screen just like the rest of us. You think Tom Daschle is an obstructionist commie and want what's best for the country, like we do.

This war on terror is a just war, a good war, a true war, and we know you'll support it with all your heart, no matter how long it takes, or how much it costs, because you are a Christian, God-fearing, white man.

The only way out of this situation is to keep up the war on terror indefinitely so that businesses can create new jobs for hardworking Americans. But the freedom-hating Democrats are trying to take your hard-earned money and give it to lazy pregnant crack addict mothers instead of the military where it belongs.

If you're a patriot and hate homos like we do you'll help us send America-haters back where they came from to help get our country back on its feet and keep us all safe.

Remember, if you want our country to be competitive and not be the laughingstock of the world, put the House and Senate back into the hands of the people who are white Christians like you, who look like you, and who want to give you jobs and as many guns and bullets as you can buy instead of feeding illegal Mexican immigrants who steal jobs from your children.

Remember friends, to save the good 'ol U.S. of A., vote Republican in the next election

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Is their anything you people cant do. well expcept manual labor-peter on jews

V.I.P (Vanilla Ice Posse)

 
Hey, where do I go? There are no links to the page and I want to know what this thing is!

'kind of like semen covered breasts???'

-lateralis regarding two small hills covered in snow.

 
mines way better than everyone elses... way to go... this is just the image that will help the democrats become more respected, and looked at less like radical wackos with chips super glued to their shoulders

Hey, Jeb,

We know you love your gun and your gun. We know you share the same concerns as all commie-hating and Clinton-hating Americans. You want to be far away from welfare cheats just like the rest of us. You will support anything we tell you to and want what's best for the country, like we do.

This war on terror is a perfect excuse to bomb the hell out of Saddam the right way, finally, or anyone else we don't like, and we know you'll support it with all your heart, no matter how long it takes, or how much it costs, because you are righteous and true.

The only way out of this situation is to bomb Iraq, then Somalia, then Tom Daschle, so that businesses can create new jobs for white men. But the Satan worshipping, hippy, tree-hugging Democrats are trying to take your hard-earned money and give it to drug-addicted lesbian prostitutes on welfare with six children instead of using it to bomb Iraq where it belongs.

If you're a patriot who hates Clinton and his bitch lesbian wife you'll help us send America-haters back where they came from to help get our country back on its feet and keep us all safe.

Remember, if you want our country to be competitive and not be buried in the corpses of murdered fetuses, put the House and Senate back into the hands of the people who are nothing like that bastard Clinton, who look white like you, and who want to give you guns and as many guns and bullets as you can buy instead of feeding illegal Furrin' immigrants who rape your children.

Remember friends, to save the good 'ol U.S. of A., vote to nuke France and all their socialist commie friends in the next election!

Mercy's eyes are blue

When she places them in front of you

Nothing holds a roman candle to

The solemn warmth you feel inside

 


Fellow Christians,

We know you love your SUV and your gun. We know you share the same concerns as all god-fearing and Republican Americans. You want to be goddam filthy rich and left alone to watch your big screen just like the rest of us. You will support anything we tell you to and want what's best for the country, like we do.

This war on terror keeps you too distracted to see us taking away all the rights you've gotten since 1921, and we know you'll support it with all your heart, no matter how long it takes, or how much it costs, because you are a mindless idiot.

The only way out of this situation is to bomb Iraq, then Somalia, then Tom Daschle, so that businesses can create new jobs for nobody, really, but it sure sounds good. But the stupid idiot Democrats are trying to take your hard-earned money and give it to pathetic and lazy, ungrateful third-world nations full of people who should be sewing sneakers for us instead of using it to bomb Iraq where it belongs.

If you're a patriot and hate homos like we do you'll help us fight for the right of the white man to help get our country back on its feet and keep us all safe.

Remember, if you want our country to be competitive and not be bombed by godless brown turbanheads, put the House and Senate back into the hands of the people who are white Christians like you, who look like white Christians like you, and who want to give you a load of crap to get your vote and a foreign policy that provokes violence instead of feeding illegal job-stealing immigrants who work harder than you or your children.

Remember friends, to save the good 'ol U.S. of A., vote the way I told you, you little pansy, in the next election!

 
mine was funny

but i erased it

'kind of like semen covered breasts???'

-lateralis regarding two small hills covered in snow.

 
heres myne

Fellow Whites,

We know you love your neighbor's wife and your gun. We know you share the same concerns as all Clinton-hating and commie-hating Americans. You want to be goddam filthy rich and left alone to watch your big screen just like the rest of us. You will support anything we tell you to and want what's best for the country, like we do.

This war on terror is the only goddamn way we know how to think, and we know you'll support it with all your heart, no matter how long it takes, or how much it costs, because you are a Christian, God-fearing, white man.

The only way out of this situation is to bail out the Savings and Loans again so that businesses can create new jobs for white men. But the bleeding heart Democrats are trying to take your hard-earned money and give it to drug-addicted lesbian prostitutes on welfare with six children instead of giving it to Enron where it belongs.

If you're a patriot and think Darwin worshipped Satan you'll help us kill queers and commies here and abroad to help get our country back on its feet and keep us all safe.

Remember, if you want our country to be competitive and not be a moral septic tank, put the House and Senate back into the hands of the people who are nothing like that bastard Clinton, who look nothing like that bastard Clinton, and who want to give you a load of crap to get your vote and trillions of dollars of debt just like the 'ol gipper, God bless him instead of feeding illegal weird-lookin' immigrants who steal food from the mouths of your children.

Remember friends, to save the good 'ol U.S. of A., vote the way I told you, you little pansy, in the next election!

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Ds91260 - you might as well put a bullet in your head right now if your gonna let other people push you around and tell you what you want

budabupbupbaaaaaaaa im lovin it

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrious
 
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