relief of hornyness

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bleu-rodeo

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well now, how do i put this...how do u reilef yurself of the hornyness bottled up inside of you in a civilized manner p.s other than masturbation of course, becuz frankly i was way to close to jumping my really hot neighboor wen we took my dog fer a walk, but i held myself back cuz i dont want him to think ima...h-o-e

 
Guy posing as girl? Irishdrink wannabe? We shall never know...

(no offense kelly)

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
there is no way this is a serious post...

Not afraid to be mistaken not afraid to try, not afraid to be uncertain not afraid to die

 
Haha sure talks like a guy... whatever, who cares, really. If it ain't a chick, then some guy is really, really bored. And more than slightly disturbed.

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In a haze

A stormy haze

I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

Always

Always...
 
this is like that time i made that thread about vagina red crust build up when i was pretending to be a girl.

 
if you are a girl, you are extremely manly and probably guly, and so horny becuase no one will do you becuase you are so ugly, so the only way to relieve your horniness is to kill yourself

done and done.

 
well if you tell me where you live and if you had any history STDs than maybe i can arange somehting

JIBARITO

(its actually a restaurant in Peurto Rico)

Guitaring for life

 
haha sexual healing...i guess thats the answer to my question mmmm sexual healing preferably by dez, if he didnt have gonorreah from a tractor but watcha gunna do, hows that clearin up? lmao

 
^ yes you got vd you dirty fucken crack hoe

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
cut your balls off.. and your nipples. because we all know your just a fuckin guy pretending to be a girl ya fuckin idiot.

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If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.

Darren Butler 'God made dirt, so dirt dont hurt... its the rocks that get ya.'

Me 'hey, theres a lot of clean people in there that i dont recognize.. must be tourists'

 
maybe its chick with a dick...................mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm so fucken sexy

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
This post is today's winner of The Golden Wheelchair.

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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989

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The following post is a piece of shit.
 
'p.s.' you eat shit and die

you dont come on the net as an 'it' and start rambling on about your hornyness bottled up in side of you

silly 12 year olds

 
theres nothing wrong with humping, but since ur a guy and the person u wanted to hump is a gu, then well, yea kill urself

...RUN FOR COVER PRODUCTIONS...

 
well you cant blame em, there 12 yr olds going through puberty so they dont know waht to do

JIBARITO

(its actually a restaurant in Peurto Rico)

Guitaring for life

 
ive got one, smear shit all over your body, your shit of course, cuz if it was anyone elses thated just be gross

go listen to some emo. those whiny guys feel your pain. -linemaverick5...

 
ah hah hahahaha!! wow. this girl.... haha.... get laid.

save lives. ride line.

i smell burnt toast!!

lift lines suck.

- stevie
 
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