Recend findings of a clinical study on NS and its effects on education.

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Take it as you may, but these statistics are pretty disturbing.

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-Joel

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'Everybody calls me a zero. But I'm an internet hero.'
 
also see studies on Internet Addiction.

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'naahhmahhnahh

hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'

"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"

"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"

 
hey joel, exactly how many hours does heac tick represent on the y axis? and how many precent on the x axis?

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'naahhmahhnahh

hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'

"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"

"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"

 
Thats actually showing that the longer you spend on NS the higher your grades will be....Maybe you should go back to school and learn how to make graphs that actually make sense...Moron.

 
well thom, each axis begins with a value of 0, and while time increases by increments of 1, percentage increases by increments of 10.

-Joel

~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~
Capital City Rider, DFP
Silent Army

'Everybody calls me a zero. But I'm an internet hero.'
 
No dude, if I go to the highest tick mark of time spent on NS(the 11th tick) that is showing me that my grades are super high...The farther you go down the "time spent on NS" axis the lower your grades go....Idiot

 
Joels a moron though so I honestly wasnte expecting much out of this. Skibum you may apologize to me now for being such a moron though.

 
See, now skibum must be around the 11 hour mark, meaning his grades are horribly low, because he can't even interpret a simple graph. Now we have a case study that demonstrates the principle behind the graph, excellent.

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wow, he didnt even spend alot of time on ns to become dumb.

-Joel

~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~
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'Everybody calls me a zero. But I'm an internet hero.'
 
I think you should go back and take a good look at the graph

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thats the only chance you morons are right, and if that is the case...well then maybe you should label your axis dumbass. That graph could be interepted anyway jackass.

 
that didn't even remotely come clsoe to making sense

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where you come from, is 100 usually represented at the origin? not the case for me.

-Joel

~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~
Capital City Rider, DFP
Silent Army

'Everybody calls me a zero. But I'm an internet hero.'
 
so joel, your graph ends at 90 precent?

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-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

.C.C.R..P.P.P.

'naahhmahhnahh

hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'

"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"

"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"

 
Ya dude your graph is just a pile of shit...you can make the origin start at whatever you want jackass...thats why you label shit!!

Anyway this was just a lame dorks attempt at a bad joke.

 
doesn't look like anyone in the study got above 83%

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if thats the case, and this is a joke, then you are an idiot. Either way, youve lost.

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

.C.C.R..P.P.P.

'naahhmahhnahh

hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'

"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"

"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"

 
no. actually, it goes up to about 95 percent, at which point the arrow kicks in. this is because i assume nobody on here can acutally pull off a 100. i have spent two and a half years researching this, and i think most people would agree that this assumption is accurate, judging by how stupid the posts are on our message boards most of the time.

-Joel

~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~
Capital City Rider, DFP
Silent Army

'Everybody calls me a zero. But I'm an internet hero.'
 
Lost what? Was this a game or something?

All i was doing was stating my opinion on what a piss poor graph this was, I lost my opinion?

 
also, Joel, Put a line of best fit on your graph, I wanna get an estimate of my average for this semester.

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

.C.C.R..P.P.P.

'naahhmahhnahh

hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'

"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"

"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"

 
dammit, Joel, this kid is right, that graph will never stand up to a Thesis board committee judging.

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Like a virgin on prom night.
 
first off, of course it's a piss poor graph. i made it in about a minute, stemming from a joke my friend cracked on msn about ns. but...its better than you make it out to be, because you have the comprehension skills of an ostrich with gonorrhea.

-Joel

~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~
Capital City Rider, DFP
Silent Army

'Everybody calls me a zero. But I'm an internet hero.'
 
no Its stupid to thnk that games arnt the only things people lose. You can lose fights and respect... in this case i think you lost both.

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-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

.C.C.R..P.P.P.

'naahhmahhnahh

hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'

"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"

"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"

 
This is what you guys call a fight? hahah fucking pussys...e-squabbling is hardly a fight. You want a fight come to harlem and Ill show you a fight mu fucka.

 
Example:

Skibum spends 3 hours on NS / day, and when the red line passes the 3 hour mark, it shows his grade to be approx 63%. Now as his time on NS increases to say, 8 hours, grades drop to approx 23%. This graph assumes that Skibum would get 100% if he spent 0 hours on NS, but due to his inability to read the graph, we can assume he wouldn't get perfect grades, therefore the percentages above would be much lower.

big whoop wanna fight about it?
 
how about you come down to ottawa, and well show you a real fight, if we are thorwing around invitations. Im sure wed all love to meet you.

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-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

.C.C.R..P.P.P.

'naahhmahhnahh

hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'

"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"

"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"

 
i guess i should have somehow incorporated dropouts into my findings. thing is, i didnt encounter you until after i made the graph. its a shame, you really would have altered the slope of the graph...

-Joel

~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~
Capital City Rider, DFP
Silent Army

'Everybody calls me a zero. But I'm an internet hero.'
 
my next graph should compare newbs and their ability to make us all laugh.

-Joel

~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~
Capital City Rider, DFP
Silent Army

'Everybody calls me a zero. But I'm an internet hero.'
 
he is skibum140, I am skibum, since skibum is an innactive account, I have added an udnerscore but assuemd the skibum role, please specify

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justin, rest assured we arent ridiculing you.

-Joel

~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~
Capital City Rider, DFP
Silent Army

'Everybody calls me a zero. But I'm an internet hero.'
 
if theres a fight in ottawa between ns'ers then lemme know cuz ill fucken drive down

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
joel you made your graph backwards...the variable (time) should be on the X Axis...obviuosly you represent a point high on your y axis

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, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or loose, its how drunk you get." - Homer
 
even if the tiem and grades were reversed on the axis, the graph would still say the same thing

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true. but nevertheless, it gets the point across. to some, anyway.

-Joel

~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~
Capital City Rider, DFP
Silent Army

'Everybody calls me a zero. But I'm an internet hero.'
 
Id love to let you know, but Skibum140 seems to have backed down...

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

.C.C.R..P.P.P.

'naahhmahhnahh

hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'

"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"

"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"

 
itd be so fun to kick someones ass thats a bitch on the internet. just do like jay and silent bob did at the end of the movie. the first i would go to would definetly be atlanta

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
once teleportation is invented, I give it a few years, we can easily have an NS reunion, and kick the shit out of atlantaski, and this kid

DL.CCR.PPP.J-CREW

Like a virgin on prom night.
 
ahhaha like 10,000 people from ns just suddenly appear in atlantaskis backyard then we beat the living hell out of him and then make sure hes part of the worlds biggest bukkake party and he will be the center of attention if you know what i mean hahaha he'll be covered by so much semen he wont be able to lift himself up then once the sun shines down on him long enough he'll be like a giant semen cookie

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
Skibum140 you really should just stop using that name and start over with a new account. For 2 reasons 1) out of respect for skibum_ because you dint deserve that name with ur level of intelligence, and 2) because u have lost all respect from any member who has seen this thread!

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