Really ticked off

HEYLADY

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my mom comes in the rooom to check my macbook so ithe back of my hand is facing her so she could not see the screen

btich i owned her ahhahah

 
basically my mom is on my left nut about what internet websites i can go on. so she checked the history

nothing so she came in again and i was on here chillin. she comes up with this gay pick up line of how i should clean my room so i get up and she looks at the screen and it says the username as bitch

i laugh so hard i cried. she got owned and what do i get for it. no skiing tonight or the rest of the weekend

oh well things happen in life
 
i cant wait for after high school. my dad is legit but my mom is really annoying and a asshole to everyone in my family. i am moving out to Cali or Hawaii.

i am glad that i dont get to go skiing because my cousins are coming over and we are going to go rockclimbing
 
The real joke would be to just make a fake history of nothing but hardcore gay porn sites. Then when she brings it up, don't mention anything.
 
your glad you got grounded so you can go rock climbing with your cousins. I think you can do that without being grounded
 
Haha what are you 12? Now way you could afford to live in hawaii after school unless your moving lbs of coke.
 
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