I know a lot of people. Like a lot of fucking people.
Apparently I make a memorable impression many times.
My brain is fucked and my memory sucks balls now.
Add that up and you're going to be a big fucking disappointment. I started introducing myself with a disclaimer a couple of years ago. Something like "My memory blows, I' sorry if I don't remember you. It's not you it's me"
Anyway people get really deeply saddened that I have no fucking idea who they are. I feel bad, but it's not my fault. There's nothing I can really do.
I forget a ton of other stuff these days. How the fuck am I supposed to remember every person I ran into for a short amount of time at some music festival god knows where, on the off chance that they see me in the future and call me out. Then I can no who they are.
I want to get rich so I can hire somebody to keep track of things for me and look up who the fuck people are.
It's kind of amusing right now, but I'm sure things are only going to get worse. I kind of miss being able to recite all kinds of stuff from history and remember the smallest details about even the least important things.
Now I'm like heyyyyy, what year is it again?