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My mom is still asking about girls I was friends with years ago. Like this girl Maia i was good friends with in school. We went to different high schools so i haven't even been in school with her for 13 ish years. Hung out in and just a bit in and the year after hs but again like 9 years ago.

My mom needs to suck it up and deal with the fact that I'd rather find a dude with a warm mouth or butthole for my dick and I don't like girls, especially random ones from my past.

That said my main bitch in NY I'm pretty excited to hook up with. I've been gone for 5 months and we need to get freaky ;) Idk what the hell is up with that but it's fun. I'll never show my mom a picture of us or even mention her or I'd never hear the fucking end of it. "What about that girl...."

UGH

MOM IM GAY

Stahp

Pleaseeeeeeee
 
Holy shit, people can't fucking drive. If I'm turning right into a street, and you're too my left turning onto my street. YOU NEED TO GIVE FUCKING WAY TO ME. You wouldn't just cut right in front of a car going straight would you? What makes you think you can just cut right in front of a car turning right? Kind of wish I crashed into her, you can't be doing shit like that.
 
13740649:S.J.W said:
Holy shit, people can't fucking drive. If I'm turning right into a street, and you're too my left turning onto my street. YOU NEED TO GIVE FUCKING WAY TO ME. You wouldn't just cut right in front of a car going straight would you? What makes you think you can just cut right in front of a car turning right? Kind of wish I crashed into her, you can't be doing shit like that.
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People say "most cops are great it's just a few bad ones". The way we police the roadways allows the dumbest fucks to roll around out there.

They'll have seatbelt cheakpoints(which is fucking retarded) but you will never see them have a campaign on a rainy day to ticket people driving without headlights. They don't want to get wet. They'll sit there and jerkoff in their overpriced cop mobile waiting for a person to go too fast and let their car alert them rather than post up by a merge and ticket all the people for shit merging.

Hell a lot of traffic accidents are related to traffic. People inability or "I don't give a fuck " mentality to merging causes quite a few. "Left lane end in 2 miles" and then all the fucks sit in there to the last second. In no time boom major traffic. I've never seen or heard of a cop posting up at one of these and doing anything proactive.

I have seen cops post up in groups by absurdly low speed limits to fuck everyone who goes one foot passed the sign over the speed limit.

People cannot fucking drive. I drive a lot and it's fucking scary. If I ever had kids(which I won't) I would be scared as fuck to let them ride their bikes or walk down the road.

People will bitch all day about how we need ridiculous security measures at airports to protect us from a threat that pretty much doesn't even exist in any measurable amount but have no qualms about driving their big suv like a scumbag and possibly killing people.

Even trucks driving with no fucking headlights. People in snow storms no lights. No turn signals. Follow the white line merges with no signal and no care if somebody is in the lane already. "What the fuck is that crazy dial with the numbers and shit in my dash".

I feel like 1/10(maybe more) of the people on the road couldn't tell you what speed they were driving within a 5 mile an hour range.

People's inability to drive in a lane, or park in less than 3 spaces.

The roads are fucking scary. Also it's awesome to drive past fucked up fatal crashes knowing there's a good chance it was caused by people driving like total fucks.

/fuck people gotta watch what they say about driving in this thread. Instant rant needed when I see them. I just got off a 2 week road trip. Ugh
 
13740637:theabortionator said:
My mom is still asking about girls I was friends with years ago. Like this girl Maia i was good friends with in school. We went to different high schools so i haven't even been in school with her for 13 ish years. Hung out in and just a bit in and the year after hs but again like 9 years ago.

My mom needs to suck it up and deal with the fact that I'd rather find a dude with a warm mouth or butthole for my dick and I don't like girls, especially random ones from my past.

That said my main bitch in NY I'm pretty excited to hook up with. I've been gone for 5 months and we need to get freaky ;) Idk what the hell is up with that but it's fun. I'll never show my mom a picture of us or even mention her or I'd never hear the fucking end of it. "What about that girl...."

UGH

MOM IM GAY

Stahp

Pleaseeeeeeee
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I am confused...so you are gay? For real, not being a dick. If you are I feel like I missed something.
 
13740669:McNoche said:
I am confused...so you are gay? For real, not being a dick. If you are I feel like I missed something.
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Yeah i am. Theres this girl ive been friends with for 3 or 4 years that we go to the same shows. I flirt with a lot of girls because its fun and no expectations really. We were all talk for a while but now we hook up once in a while or just spoon when the party winds down.

My parents dont believe in the gay thing though. My mom thinks that one day ill walk in and mention that i ran into some girl i knew a decade or so ago at the post office and after lunch and coffee we decided to get married.

We dont really talk about it though.
 
13740637:theabortionator My mom needs to suck it up and deal with the fact that I'd rather find a dude with a warm mouth or butthole for my dick and I don't like girls said:
the word warm just made that sound so weird, idk why
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We got a week extension for our project...AND MY GROUP STILL. DIDNT. DO IT.

I give the fuck up.
 
13741249:solid.seven said:
We got a week extension for our project...AND MY GROUP STILL. DIDNT. DO IT.

I give the fuck up.
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Did you not understand the your instructor? Group project= do it yourself and cross your fingers those delinquents don't mess it up for you. Seriously if your group insists on doing any part of the project just say ok and then do that part too. Maybe they come through but probably they will come around to saying "let's just use what you did".
 
13740867:.frenchy said:
the word warm just made that sound so weird, idk why
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I wasn't really going for the fucking dead people dealio but I could see how it could be perceived that way though.

That said I was trying to make it weirder than necessary.

yolo
 
13741256:theabortionator said:
I wasn't really going for the fucking dead people dealio but I could see how it could be perceived that way though.

That said I was trying to make it weirder than necessary.

yolo
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hahahaha it was funny tho, never knew you were gay :0
 
everytime I drop a set of skis off at a shop whether it be for repairs or to get mounted, I feel like a boyfriend who was just told by his girlfriend that shes going out to hang with another guy friend of hers. im so fucking weird lol.
 
I am so sick of people asking if the new lifts will be done in time. They're on schedule and almost done but nobody seems to believe it and its almost like they want the whole thing to fail.
 
13739611:DeebieSkeebies said:
STOP PUTTING YOUR KEYCARDS IN THE SAME POCKETS AS YOUR PHONE AND THEN GET MAD AT MY ASS BECAUSE YOUR KEYS NEVER WORK BECAUSE YOURE A DIPSHIT

IVE SEEN THIS GUY COME UP TO THE DESK LIKE 5 TIMES SINCE FRIDAY ABOUT HIS FUCKING KEYS AND WE TOLD HIM TO KEEP EM SEPARATE BUT NOOOO, DADS GOTTA BE A HOTHEADED RETARD AND GET ALL PISSY ABOUT BEING TOLD WHAT TO DO.

FUCK HIM, IM JUST GONNA STOP TELLING HIM TO KEEP EM SEPERATE AND HAVE HIM WALK ALLLL THE FUCKING WAY TO OUR DESK LIKE THE DOOFUS HE IS. DUDES ALREADY A PROBLEM GUEST AND WONT STAY WITH US AGAIN SO WHO GIVES A FUCK, EH.
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Was his name Angus?
 
here we fucking go again, stuck with these shitty weekend shifts that my dumbass chose to do while everyone else has them off. honestly I only saw my friends a handful of times last winter and it made me severely depressed. im such an idiot.
 
we helped one of my buddies home because we found him downtown in what we thought was a drunken stupor, all good whatever. We get back to my neighborhood and this guy is fucked, like talking about shit you don't talk about I guess. He was supposed to be dding for a group of people and disappeared on them at like 130 am.

get back to my house, find out he's taken enough xanax to chill out an elephant, my parents and his dad somehow come outside at the same time, his dad yells at me infront of my parents that this is my fault and all the pills and cocaine i'm doing are fucking up his kid. (que buddy falling over into a bunch of roses) I was hammered, and didn't have much of a response so I went inside. I haven't hung out with this guy, or knew he was doing a bunch of xanax so like I don't even know what the fuck people say about me.

I'm not sure what my parents think of me now, they know I did some stuff but now they think i'm actually fucked. Solid way to turn 20, my neighbors heard the entire ordeal and now I don't even know what they think.
 
13742518:supermagician__ said:
or knew he was doing a bunch of xanax so like I don't even know what the fuck people say about me.
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Don't say "like". Just say "so I don't even know what the fuck people say about me".
 
Roommate brought a friend from back home over....we go to a party then to taylors house...kid pukes all over taylors house and we come back to my place and I woke up to a destroyed bathroom....thanks homie hahahahhaa
 
13742809:Profahoben_212 said:
Roommate brought a friend from back home over....we go to a party then to taylors house...kid pukes all over taylors house and we come back to my place and I woke up to a destroyed bathroom....thanks homie hahahahhaa
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Hahahaha I called it from the moment I met him. Hahahaha shit he left a puke trail to my bathroom
 
13742824:taylornicky said:
Hahahaha I called it from the moment I met him. Hahahaha shit he left a puke trail to my bathroom
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Kid was fuckin dead hahahahahahhahaha....he drank both he 40s on his hands while he was Edward 40 hands...and I know he had at least 2 more 40s earlier hahahha
 
13742809:Profahoben_212 said:
Roommate brought a friend from back home over....we go to a party then to taylors house...kid pukes all over taylors house and we come back to my place and I woke up to a destroyed bathroom....thanks homie hahahahhaa
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13742824:taylornicky said:
Hahahaha I called it from the moment I met him. Hahahaha shit he left a puke trail to my bathroom
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13742831:Profahoben_212 said:
Kid was fuckin dead hahahahahahhahaha....he drank both he 40s on his hands while he was Edward 40 hands...and I know he had at least 2 more 40s earlier hahahha
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hahahaha one for the books. that was a wack ass night

also I totally knew Connor was gonna die as Edward 40 hands
 
watching Ski Movie III currently and it makes me think how serious people take their movies sometimes. a little fuckin around and having fun could go a long way. I think we're all getting too caught up in trying to stack banger shot after banger shot instead of a movie that flows together and is fun as hell to watch.
 
This girls mom sent me a message on facebook saying that her daughter was having her tonsils removed in January and basically demanded that I visit. Which, like you can ask but damn don't be a fucking bitch about it... like fuck off dude. Your daughters a cunt. No thank you.

Also, my boyfriend leaves in a week for Europe and he won't be back until January and I'm bummed.

I also have a ton of homework and tests this week since my MIS test was rudely postponed last minute without fucking notice.

And my mom hates my boyfriend and she doesn't even know him, has never met him and doesn't know he's my boyfriend... K. Shout out to her for dipping in and out of my life as she pleases, which generally is at the worst fucking possible times.

My roommate is racist as fuck, obnoxious, and very controlling. God I hate complaining about her cause I do it a lot but jesus fuck. She yelled at me for NOT eating her food...that had almonds in it, which I'm allergic to. HELLO ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?

I have less than 5 dollars in my bank account and an empty gas tank until next friday. Apparently they didn't get me on payroll in time and now I have to wait an extra pay period. Wooo!

I am trying to figure out if I should graduate early. Which means I can't work for Schuss, I have to load up my next two semesters (18-19 credits), and have to get my life together earlier lol. But then I can graduate early and spend a winter somewhere. But I don't want to do that because I know a lot of cool people here who I know I'll never see again so I kinda want to finish up spring semester with them. But money and stuff. I just don't know.

Also trying to determine when I transitioned from the golden child with this insanely promising future to... this. hahahaha

I hate adulting.
 
I became friends with another skier at my school this year, but he is turning out to be one of the cockiest, ladies boy, posers I have ever witnessed. I should have known from the day I met him... he rides atomics, leaves his sticker covered roof box on top of his car year-round, worships Bobby brown, and 50% of his vocabulary is "sick!" Or "buck nasty!". 40 year old rich racer dad in the making.

Somebody has to teach him that liking every chick's Facebook pictures is never going to get him laid.
 
13743145:Sconnie said:
I became friends with another skier at my school this year, but he is turning out to be one of the cockiest, ladies boy, posers I have ever witnessed. I should have known from the day I met him... he rides atomics, leaves his sticker covered roof box on top of his car year-round, worships Bobby brown, and 50% of his vocabulary is "sick!" Or "buck nasty!". 40 year old rich racer dad in the making.

Somebody has to teach him that liking every chick's Facebook pictures is never going to get him laid.
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Dude you hate on fucking everything on this site but this is the worst you make your first friend and then come on here and talk shit about him? Live and let live. What the fuck do you have against Atomic? You've shat on every other brand in the industry whythem???

But you like ON3P because its cool on newschoolers yet obviously think they suck for being too expensive.
 
Fuck I don't feel like paying for my ski pass before the deadline this weekend I have a wedding the same day and have to give a decent present I'm friends with both of them.
 
13743145:Sconnie said:
I became friends with another skier at my school this year, but he is turning out to be one of the cockiest, ladies boy, posers I have ever witnessed. I should have known from the day I met him... he rides atomics, leaves his sticker covered roof box on top of his car year-round, worships Bobby brown, and 50% of his vocabulary is "sick!" Or "buck nasty!". 40 year old rich racer dad in the making.

Somebody has to teach him that liking every chick's Facebook pictures is never going to get him laid.
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id live to have a friend who said "buck nasty" all the time.

Dont like him, dont be his friend...its simple and then you wont look like the douche you probably are
 
13743157:PeppermillReno said:
Dude you hate on fucking everything on this site but this is the worst you make your first friend and then come on here and talk shit about him? Live and let live. What the fuck do you have against Atomic? You've shat on every other brand in the industry whythem???

But you like ON3P because its cool on newschoolers yet obviously think they suck for being too expensive.
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You just lurk on this thread until I come in here and post something. Don't you have something better to do, you cocksucker? Everybody else on this Goddamn thread is bitching about stuff to so why don't you call them out?? You are annoying as fuck. This thread is for ranting so that's what I'm going to do. Stop riding my ass every time I make a post.
 
13743165:Sconnie said:
You just lurk on this thread until I come in here and post something. Don't you have something better to do, you cocksucker? Everybody else on this Goddamn thread is bitching about stuff to so why don't you call them out?? You are annoying as fuck. This thread is for ranting so that's what I'm going to do. Stop riding my ass every time I make a post.
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Now there is a respectable rant not complaining about your home boy like its Lady Gabber.
 
13743161:El_Barto. said:
id live to have a friend who said "buck nasty" all the time.

Dont like him, dont be his friend...its simple and then you wont look like the douche you probably are
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buck nasty is deff an ill term
 
13743145:Sconnie said:
"buck nasty!"
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13743161:El_Barto. said:
id live to have a friend who said "buck nasty" all the time.
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13743191:DeebieSkeebies said:
buck nasty is deff an ill term
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Had not heard of people saying "buck nasty" until I logged in today. Good ol' Wisconsin spreading trends across the nation.

Came here to rant about that crappy plastic they make Halloween masks out of. At least it's only for one day.
 
13743425:OregonDead said:
Had not heard of people saying "buck nasty" until I logged in today. Good ol' Wisconsin spreading trends across the nation.

Came here to rant about that crappy plastic they make Halloween masks out of. At least it's only for one day.
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how about cock diesel
 
13743440:HAMNATION said:
how about cock diesel
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??? Is that a synonym for "buck nasty" or your description of the Halloween Mask material? Can't see it catching on as a phrase but it really is a fitting description of that rubbery crap.
 
everyones partied out from the weekend and doesn't want to do anything tonight :(

also fuck my bank, 3 days to deposit a check and it still reading as pending? fuck off.
 
13743480:B.Gillis said:
dude it's the 21st century, who no direct deposit?
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i do mobile deposit where you just take a pic of it and it goes through which normally works out because if it do it before 4pm on a Friday, ill have it go thru later on that day/night. not sure what the deal is, i need sum skins and poles and a snow saw still :/
 
13743443:OregonDead said:
??? Is that a synonym for "buck nasty" or your description of the Halloween Mask material? Can't see it catching on as a phrase but it really is a fitting description of that rubbery crap.
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nah man like those new big mtn skis are Cock Diesel
 
13743511:HAMNATION said:
nah man like those new big mtn skis are Cock Diesel
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Yeah I can see that. Although with the way the new OLCC regulations are rolling out "Cock Diesel" might actually end up being the new legal name for weed.
 
13743517:OregonDead said:
Yeah I can see that. Although with the way the new OLCC regulations are rolling out "Cock Diesel" might actually end up being the new legal name for weed.
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girls love to smoke that
 
13743145:Sconnie said:
I became friends with another skier at my school this year, but he is turning out to be one of the cockiest, ladies boy, posers I have ever witnessed. I should have known from the day I met him... he rides atomics, leaves his sticker covered roof box on top of his car year-round, worships Bobby brown, and 50% of his vocabulary is "sick!" Or "buck nasty!". 40 year old rich racer dad in the making.

Somebody has to teach him that liking every chick's Facebook pictures is never going to get him laid.
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Laughed out loud at the "he rides atomics" hahaha
 
13743690:B.Gillis said:
fight me
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13743692:dkirse said:
I'm 5ft tall and 115 pounds but I can take ya Bgillis let's go
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13743702:DeebieSkeebies said:
tbh im scared of massholes so youd probs cold smoke my ass
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Really guys...stop being such children and solve it the real way.

Chinese downhill. February 14th...the fingers...be there or be square
 
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