Rant, about dick of a neighbor and camper and partying and all that...

Phill.

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so me and my friends revamped this camper during the summer, and since mid-july have hung-out there almost every weekend
it was in some of the woods my dad owns, its was in pretty much the best spot ever, except for the neighbor (lives across the woods maybe 1/2 a mile), the neighbor, who is a teacher at my school and has a daughter that one of the before mentioned friends is dating, called my parents and told him we were partying out there.
2 months ago he confronted me and was like, "why were you and your buds yelling at 3am last friday?" i was like ah.... you heard us from inside your house? he goes, "no, i was cleaning my truck", he was cleaning his truck 3am! who the fuck does that? shortly after that i passed him in the hallway at school and with that stupid smirk he gets on face says "so what did your dad say about you guys being so loud?" i was like "nothing?" then he got a pissed look on his face and walked away
a month ago we chilling back there again and out of no where a water balloon hits us, after looking around we found two of his daughters (a sophomore and senior) and another senior girl. we talked to em awhile and realized they had no light besides there phones, thats like a half mile walk through the dark woods, so we asked em they were like all quite and said they came out by themselves, which i dont see happening, so the father prolly escorted em out....
two weeks ago me and my friend decided to go out there with some girls and screw em all right? well we get out there and start the shots, one thing led to another, and a bunch of sophomore girls some how come out and we were all having a good time and whatnot, well we all leave in the morning... stories of everyone that was there get circulated at our school cause everyone there is a bunch of drama queens...
last saturday i call my mom to tell her im staying the night at one of friends, "she goes is there going to be a parent there?' i say i dunno "well who is going to supervise you?" i go, "mom we camp all the time at the camper by ourselves, and thats neva been a probablem".. she goes "about that, a concerned parent called us last night telling us of partying going on out there.."
i go "what is your definition of partying?"
"with alcohol"
".....okay..... mom, so we have maybe had a few beers out there, but nothing major"
"well you are all underage and thats our land..." and the lecture goes on and on and on
she wouldnt tell me who called so i go to the trusty caller id, and guess whos name was on it, the f'ing neighbors!
but since then my parents havent said anything else about it,
that damn teacher gives me that smirk when ever i walk past em
and that perfect spot we once had our beloved camper on is now vacant. we moved our camper this afternoon, to get away from the fucking neighbor, and to do some minor repairs and whatnot....

it kinda really blows cause we never drank and drove, never vandalized his property, and never really got trashed 'cept for couple times...

thats the end of my long ass rant

 
in the time i spent actually reading this i missed my chanced at the glorious first, and thus i submit myself as a fail in his thread, i lose
 
Wow man thats a major drag. Clearly this neigbour of yours just enjoys being a dick/ party pooper. A good way to get back at him is to have sex with his daughters Lol Jks but seriously.
 
fuck his shit up?

my buddies neighbor tried doing that stuff with us but he called the police saying we were partying. my friend got a call from the local police officer and she said she wasn't going to do anything and just had to call so the guy would quit annoying her. but we ended up pouring bleach on his entire lawn and took his tires off his car and threw them in the woods banged on his windows at like 4 in the morning, wrote him death threats and left them inside his screen door and actual door. shit like that. he tried calling the police again but they said there was nothing to do unless we were physically caught. he never bothered us again. the moral of the story is, fuck his shit up.
 
It sucks that some douches have to rain on people's parades. I bet he was the kid who wasn't invited to his friend's sweet camper, so he is forever the archnemesis of party camper owners.
I would say invite his daughters over, and fuck em.
 
to answer your question of the truck cleaning at 3 am. he is quite clearly a serial killer. he was just moving the bleach, rusty/bloody knife, body, black leather gloves, black outfit, army boots, turpentine andhis 12 gauge shotgun into the locked cellar by the driveway. be careful around this guy
 
tell him his daughters a whore and you and your buddies went rounds. ps. if your on your own property and nothing major is happening cant u file a complaint about harassment? say the guy is constantly spying on you, and that u think hes some creepy pedo.
 
I can understand how your mom is concerned, esp with how willing parents are to sure other parents when their own kids make stupid ass decisions.

Your neighbor on the other hand is a fucking creep. Keep some paintball guns out there and if you ever see him out there, light his ass up, just say that you thought it was some wild animal or stalker person.
 
my thoughts exactly. and all the smirks and sneaky telephoning. Hes trying to get in good with ur parents so when he grabs you out of ur camper next time and chops you up and buries you in the forest and makes your skin into a cape no one will suspect him.
 
1.Have a HUGE riot of a new years eve party there without the camper, but with a bonfire and fireworks.

2.Accidentally, set fire to his house, and get him fired from his job by leaving child porn on his desk.

3.He will then try to leave the state, and maybe even the country, but then you should just kill him to save him from some other unlucky neighbor, wherever he might move.
 
actually we are thinking of having a huge party/concert/dirt bike races/ anything else that is loud... but if we do this it would have to be completely clean, like no alcohol or weed or nothing, cause we want him to call the cops on us and then when they want to search the place we would let them and we'd have nothing bad.
and to the guy who asked where we moved it...we moved it to my friends house for now to winterize it (install a heating device and re roof it) and then we are clearing a new spot in one of his woods.
 
You could always turn his children into chili and feed them to him. Then when you pass him in the halls say, "Who's smirking now, bitch?".
 
Plant drugs on his property call the cops

Plant drugs in his classroom...call the cops

Whatever happened to putting a potato in a tailpipe?

 
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