cyberpolice Member Jun 29, 2010 #9 I have an abnormally small penis and it burns when I urinate so I have to Jack off with an oven mitt!!!!!
I have an abnormally small penis and it burns when I urinate so I have to Jack off with an oven mitt!!!!!
meth_time Active member Jun 29, 2010 #11 It appears that the OP has been on 4chan, now thinks it's hilarious and is trying to make newschoolers( a skiing website) exactly like it.
It appears that the OP has been on 4chan, now thinks it's hilarious and is trying to make newschoolers( a skiing website) exactly like it.
S SteezCake Member Jun 29, 2010 #12 The other day my neighbor (an old lady) was screaming bloody murder for about 10 minutes straight.
304NordMan Active member Jun 29, 2010 #13 When I went to get my abnormally large penis checked out today, the easter bunny was in the emrgency room, bleading out of his ass.
When I went to get my abnormally large penis checked out today, the easter bunny was in the emrgency room, bleading out of his ass.
Gnarczar Member Jun 29, 2010 #14 Years later a doctor will tell me i have an iq of 48 and what some people call mentally retarded...
skiminnesota Active member Jun 29, 2010 #17 if were on a camping trip and woke up with a condom in your ass, and grass stains on your knees. would you tell anyone?
if were on a camping trip and woke up with a condom in your ass, and grass stains on your knees. would you tell anyone?
PJS. Active member Jun 29, 2010 #22 ^yes but which of you to choose? id rather not get raped by calvin.....or a bear....specially that bear....
^yes but which of you to choose? id rather not get raped by calvin.....or a bear....specially that bear....
jason... Active member Jun 29, 2010 #23 Why not rape girls instead of paying for hookers? It's cheaper and the same thing IMO.
Gnarczar Member Jun 29, 2010 #24 and less stds! and sometimes better looking women... this is just a winning situation