Random Movie Quotes

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probably a repost but whatever. What's your favorite/random/useless movie quote? Try to guess the quote above you as well.

I will start with something simple: "Are you not entertained??"
 
master of disguise! why has everyone over the age of 18 somehow seen that?

"big gulps, huh? Welp, see ya later!"

easy one
 
Your killing me Smalls! - The Sandlot

"I am going to make him an offer that he cant refuse"-Vito Corleone- The Godfather

'May the force be with you"- Star Wars

'I love the smell of napalm in the morning"-Apocalypse Now

These are all the ones i could think of that I like.
 
" 'you two look liiike... what do they look like Jimmy?'

'Dorks. They look like a couple of dorks.'

'ha ha ha. they're your clothes motherfucker.' "

i have plenty more
 
"You know what they call a 1/4 pounder with cheese in France?"

"YOU JUST BLEW MARVIN'S HEAD OFF"

"Do you see a sign that says 'dead n***er storage, DO YOU?"

I love that movie..
 
Shit I think it's goodfellas I thought office space just because of the "man it feels good to be a gangsta" part.
 
Out cold.

"Honestly, who throws a shoe?"

"You can't win what you don't put in the middle... But you can't win much either"

"Yippie Kaye Mother Fucker"

"The names Plisken... Snake Plisken"

"Ohhhhh they're in the computer"

"Good Luck"
 
"English motherfucker do you speak it?"

That scene is riddled with quotes.

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Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious v of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes " Oh my god, I've had the old bull now I want the young calf" and she grabs me by the weiner.
 
"I just thought it was some cold-blooded shit to say to a motherfucker before i popped a cap in his ass"

"who's chopper is this?"

"zed's"

"who's zed?"

"zed's dead baby, zed's dead"
 
"Wanna know how i got theese scars?"

"Why so serious, let's put a smile to that face"

" How about a magic trick? I’m gonna make this pencil disappear. Ta-daa! It’s… it’s gone"

"If you are good at something, don't do it for free"

All by the same person
 
Dafuq happend?!^

"How about a magic trick? I'm gonna make this pencil disappear. Ta-daa, it's... It's gone."
 
"Bullshit! I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose" "5 foot 9? I didn't know they stacked shit that high"

"You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew you head and shit down your neck!"

"Sir what? Were you about to call me an asshole!?!?!?"

"Me so horny. Me love you long time"

Pretty much everything said in Full Metal Jacket. Also, there's a whole bunch from Don't Be A Menace To South Central that I'm to lazy to quote.
 
"SAY WHAT AGAIN! SAY. WHAT. AGAIN! I DARE YOU! I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHERFUCKER!"

i can't even remember any quotes right now
 
austin powers , idk which one

"you can tell a lot about a person from their shoes-where they've been,.."
 
Austria eh? Gooday, mate! How bout we throw anotha shrimp on tha baarbie?!

-dumb and dumber.

Harry: Skis, huh?

Beth: That's right!

Harry: Great! They yours?

Beth: Uh-huh.

Harry: Both of 'em?

Beth: Yes.

Harry: Ah... cool!

-dumb and dumber. Fucking greatest movie.
 
"i drink your milkshake!"

"so much more room for activities!"

"Jesus, Joseph and doggystyle Mary! this is a pile of dog shit!"

"laugh and the world laughs with you. weep, and you weep alone."

 
"Help I'm being repressed!"

"You're assistant to the assistant manager of the movie theater, and a member of the honor roll, if this girl can't smell your qualifications, she's not the girl for you."

" Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it."

 
We[/i]'re all gonna have so much fucking fun we[/i]'re gonna need plastic surgery to remove our goddamn smiles[/i]!
 
"Its to damn hot for a penguin to be just walkin' around here." - Billy Madison

"If peeing your pants is cool, then consider me Miles Davis."- Billy Madison

"Not only will I do it for you, I... I... I... Yes, yes, I'll do it for you" -Waterboy

Ron Burgundy: “Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San

Diego, which, of course, in German means a whale’s vagina."

Veronica Corningstone: “No, there’s no way that’s correct.”

Ron: “I’m sorry, I was trying to impress you. I don’t know what it

means. I’ll be honest, I don’t think anyone knows what it means anymore.

Scholars maintain that the translation was lost hundreds of years ago.”

Veronica: Doesn’t it mean Saint Diego?

Ron: No. No.

Veronica: No, that’s – that’s what it means. Really.

Ron: Agree to disagree.

-Anchorman
 
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