Random Fact

[weazelzb]

over 25 people on average annually die from vending machines falling on them

Hoked on Foniks Wurked fur me. kant u tel?

 

[theBOSS.]

hahahahahaha

 

[wilkesyachtingco]

my bad- i must have missed the 'annually' part...

-all you need are drums to start a dance party-

 

[iron-cROSS]

On average, a human being will have sex more than 3,000 times and spend two weeks kissing in their lifetime.

 

[theBOSS.]

Wow, someone actually brought this back.

 

[theBOSS.]

'Between 1937 and 1945 Heinz produced a version of Alphabetti Spaghetti especially for the German market that consisted solely of little pasta swastikas.'

 

[sherLocke]

there is a superman somewhere in every episode of seinfeld

'if you have legs and you are flammable...you are never blocking a fire exit'

-Mitch Hedburg

 

[SUpilot]

you dont know big....

Taste Death. Live Life.

 

[schlonginator]

George Bush is really a robot sent from the far distant planet from Zargon

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'Life is a Garden - Dig It!'

'i want ur sister man and thanx for telling me wat a 1440 is cuz i am a stupid grade 8 like some people....austrailia isn't a country u guys don't even talk words' - A totally un-provoked attack by NewO shows his high intellect

 

[NH_LiNe]

'America once issued a 5-cent bill. '

whos in da house, SACA is in the house!!! hahahahmuhahahah

 

[Jackpot]

'There are more chickens than people in the world. '

we're screwed, over run by chickens we will be!

RES

I never had any time for Girls...I was too busy skiing