Rail Protection for men

CrankSkimafia

CrankSkimafia

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I was thinking the other day about when poor guys get their junk smashed doing rails on skis, skateboards, or rollerblades. I was wondering if they make a harness that protects your boys if you were to fall on a rail. I had an idea to get a climbing harness and inforce a piece of webbing between the legs that would stop or if not lessen the blow when getting kacked on a rail. Does such a thing exist? Think it would work?

 
wouldnt work really. allu could do is wear a cup, and that wouldnt be worth it cuz they are so uncomfortable. my rack to no rack ratio isnt high enough that i would sacrafice that much comfort

 
cups are too painful to ski in, and if u did protect it it would still hurt, just weld titanium to ur nuts i dont know

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i'm in the process of inventing a new type of cup that is a concave shape so you can keep sliding the rail with ease after you rack yourself on it. It's gonna revolutionize the sport.

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'We sold some mushroom tea, we sold some ecstacy, we sold nitrous, opium, acid, herion and pcp, now i hear the police comin after me...' -Sublime
 
thats it right there... just dont fall.. its like with the police... just dont get caught...

..4frntn..

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sag your pants. if the crotch of your pants is lower than your actual crotch, your boys will miss alot of the impact.

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i didn't come here with pants, and i'm not leaving with pants
 
do nut excercises, so they'll be stronger and wont get as hurt...

or something...

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it would get way to hot down there.

'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'

-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'

- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'

- Homer Simpson

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-Tolken
 
dont turn on the rail, stay dedicated. for me, if im gonna come off the rail, im already goin to be off to the side.

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can you see what's down there? me either.-seth peering down a cliff before he drops it

 
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just get a padded dew rag.

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