Raccoons

leave bowls of peanut butter and cat food a ways away from the shed

while the raccoons investigate, shoot them with a crossbow
 
There USED to be a group of raccoon's living in my backyard that would always eat my dogs food

so my dad shot them

lol
 
Buy a stuffed raccoon and sexy it all up and when the coons come out to get laid punt that little shit across the neighborhood and snatch your sticks.
 
Guys there back and I heard them all night I just want these little fuckers to leave so I can get mah skettys I thing there are more and I'm pretty sure they like the wax
 
dude just put some makeup on so you look like one of them. Walk in on all fours they will never know the difference.

ps

Make sure you wear a gopro and post vid of what happens on NS
 
13314595:Flyingnugget said:
dude just put some makeup on so you look like one of them. Walk in on all fours they will never know the difference.

ps

Make sure you wear a gopro and post vid of what happens on NS
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and dont forget to sprinkle yourself with their urine to get it 100% right !

#turtleman
 
Unless they're rabid or protecting their young they'll book it out of there as soon as they see you. Only 1 way to find out
 
soak oats and shit in beer then leave it out so when they eat it they get drunk and you can move em out without killing them. works on squirrels pretty well.
 
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