R.I.P Goose

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So today at work I found a Goose lying on it's side in the middle of the road. Keep in mind I work on a Barley Farm, and it is in the country. My coworker, and I were driving to the field, when we saw a bunch of flailing and dust. When the dust parted, a Canadian Goose was visible. The bird was kicking its legs in every direction, obviously in a lot of pain. I got out of our vehicle and grabbed a shovel. I went by the window of the vehicle and told my coworker to close his eyes. I double tapped the bird's skull with the shovel, and got my pants stained with brain. I buried the Goose's body in the field, and went to work taking light spectral readings on the Barley. My coworker now calls me a murderer.

This all happened today, and I thought somebody should hear how odd this day was.

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My buddy had to do a similar thing with a cat. He didnt have a shovel so he stomped on its head.

RIP Goose
 
Did you at least save the goose grease and put it in the refrigerator? Thus saving you a trip to the store to buy an expensive can of goose grease?
 
Good, I fucking hate geese. I'm a lifeguard at a lake and basically the only thing where i actually have to do work is clean up after those bastards. All they do is shit every where, and they are so fucking stubborn when trying to get them to shew away.

That goose deserved it. Probably made some other poor bastard clean up all it's shit as well.
 
Good. Fuck Canadain Geese. This is every time they migrate though my area

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Fun fact; they are actually named Canada geese. Canadian geese would mean they are actually from Canada. Since you cannot be certain of their exact origin Canada geese is the correct name.

The more you know.
 
I got chased by a goose walking up a river once. Must have stepped to close to it's nest, ever since then me and geese stick to our side of the road
 
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