Quotes thread

"when i was 7, my step dad told me i lost my virginity and i was so mad that i couldn't find it. He then told me he had it and i cried because he wouldn't share... "

~CitrusVanilla

 
ahahahha

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This is the llama. I have your cub. You must protect her, but that will be expensive. 500 colonuts, wrapped in brown paper. Midnight, behind the box.

I'll be the hiena, you'll see.

-llama

 
i think i have one in my sig

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This is the llama. I have your cub. You must protect her, but that will be expensive. 500 colonuts, wrapped in brown paper. Midnight, behind the box.

I'll be the hiena, you'll see.

-llama

 
martinsheen_ducttape.jpg


 
my sig, from d-loc

Gravity sucks

'Weighing in at only 125 lbs, I could easily bench double my weight as a senior in H.S.; maxing out at an outstanding 245 lbs. I still had the build of a small person.' - d-loc

"I only drink on 2 occasions. When I'm thirsty, and when I'm not."
 
me and a couple of my friends were hangin out the other night.. and couple girls were like were heading out... and my friend goes,"if my dad trys to do anything to you on your way out just run"

 
its been a while... but i think it went like:

"What? there is an Ilovemen.com?! im out. later." perhaps posted by skierman? skierdude? i cant remember exatly. its been a while

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

.C.C.R..P.P.P.

'naahhmahhnahh

hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'

"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"

"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"

 
alright dude, check it out... i'll never forget when i was reading 'A Brief History of Time' and Hawking wrote: 'One night when i was getting in to bed, I realized that mini black holes must emit particles and radiation'.

what the fuck?!?!?!?! how do you JUST realize that sort of thing?! it actually blew my mind, and i was baffled, even now. what a crazy guy...

'I thought I was going to... dead.' is a good one too :)

i love apple, lanks, skibum_, lucyford, dfresh, d-rocket, cko, nopoles, gustle, spokaneskier, skierclygrlie, plumpwonton, melvs, caden, freeskigrl24, mikee, wrightgirl, missy, jessbuff, seanpistol, doc.dre, dynstrtm, Spyderxtra789, skibrdingbitch, schweitzerski, hey_cutie, almostaskiier, katesd, lateralis, eastcoastpride, ekunz, $bhill$, *jay*, t-schill, *pinkgrinder*, J.D._May, shorty_t, jib_tech, niwanyshyn, ever_murky, nsnski240 and the rest of you are a-holes. smiles :)) :)):): )):): :):))): :) :))
 
"It's NS... retards blend in" JD May.

"Is 'cotton field gorilla' a racial slur?" Lateralis.

- Patty

*NS Skateboarders* Vas y il l'a cassé!

 
^ ya those are good

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" im popping the collar right now, you gotta wear at least 2 polos when you do it though, im rockin 3 burberrys at the moment" ATLSKI
 
steven hawkings is a crazy bastard

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Valley-Lu

"dude. i've read freeze, talked on the phone, ate pizza, and did homeowrk all at the same time... while i was taking a shit!"- seanpistol

 
anything from lateralis

XoXoXOXOXoXoXoXoXO

Stewie: Yes, but no sprinkles. For every sprinkle I find I shall KILL you!

Stewie: Oh I feel so delightfully white trash. Mommie, I want a mullet.
 


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Yeah
saran wrap and a couple of rubber bands and your set for some steamy hot, safe sex action. -Mike-O

im not crazy 'cause i take the right pills everyday
 
Currently in my sig:

'I like long walks on the beach...sipping champagne by the fire...gutting dear... (Tweaks_Rock_me)

"Silly faggot, dicks are for chicks." (Skierman)

And of course"

A hand job's a man's job, a blow job is yo job" (I think that one is in 12parkrat60's sig, at least at some point)

'I like long walks on the beach...sipping champagne by the fire...gutting dear... (Tweaks_Rock_me)

"Silly faggot, dicks are for chicks." (Skierman)
 
he just goes out and gets whatever he wants from his rich ass asian parents. Fuck him, Fuck his teeth, and Fuck his coats. -lateralis

machavok.com

The whole mountain is park on a powder day. -dylhole
 
^hahaha thats great but i couldve sworn that was mommy

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" im popping the collar right now, you gotta wear at least 2 polos when you do it though, im rockin 3 burberrys at the moment" ATLSKI
 
not funny

i dunno... not even sure what's in my sig right now

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what a guy... YEAHHHHHH GREG TUFFELMIRE! 1260!! AHHHH!

Twelvesixty Greg T cult! join today

Land Shark eeee eee eeeee
 
laugh out loud

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If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze

i'm not even trying to be mean...but, you look borderline retarded -freerider_klo
 
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