Quotes for GORDON! @ The Big Air

Jake...

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I know most of you are heading to MSLM this Saturday (03/24/07) but for those of you who aren't looking to throw down as hard as possible, more for a day to chill and relax and HAVE FUN and are coming to Kirby, we all know GORDON is going to be on the mic.. so lets list some creative sayings in here that he will have to say on the mic at some point throughout the day!

remember parents and kids will be there so it has to be appropriate persay.. but we can still come up with some funny stuff.

Get your minds going!

 
agreed. When you see a boarder wearing tones of "gangster stuff" say something like "so i heard this guy just moved hear from compton" or something.
 
haha ya. im not even going but you need to say every trick in multiples of 180 so like a 7 would be a quadrouple 180. or even 90's.
 
"thanks to newschoolers, it looks like they made it out today as a hidden identy due to the stickers that are EVERYWHERE"

 
make sure when they do switch 3s, 7s, 10s, etc. you call them fakie to fakie just like blue mtn.
 
^Tit.

It was two snowboarders (fulton & singleton) calling "fakie" not blue mountain, I've never actually heard a mountain speak, what does that sound like??
 
Basically you need to call all of the newschool tricks old school names. IE- call mute, tails, blunts, etc, things like daffy-cross grab or daffy-tail/blunts, or safety's & truck drivers, compact spread eagles. Most importantly though, call all spins "helicopters", and yes, prefix them with 180 multiples...A great example: a mute cab5 = "backwards skiing daffy helicopter 180 times 3"....for sure that'll bring in a huge crowd of spectators, because all the parents will be like, "hells yeah, i remember doing helicopters and daffys!"
 
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