Quotes by skiers. I need this for my next period class so give some quick

Hey, after you take a crap and wipe your butt, what hand do you use to turn the faucet on, your wipe hand or your other hand?



Shane McConkey
 
My butt is this big and it doesn't fit into any of my pants- Ingrid Backstrom

Everyone was cryin about the dirt road we had to snowmobile on, said it was wreckin stuf like chassis and carbides and skid plates, i wasn't worried i dunno what any of that stuff is anyway- John Symms

Say what you want about contests, but there's no better way to progress the sport, well i guess you could go out in the backcountry but who wants to do that in the middle of winter- ? in Yeah Dude!

I have a fat face

Don't worry you're still pretty- Jacob Wester and ?

I don't know what's up and what's down anymore it's like i'm in a dream- Jacob Wester

if we could flash forward to what's being done today I don't think any of us would have believed it- Mike Douglas
 
"I love skiing backwards, in case you didn't notice." - Peter Olenick
"I thought I saw Jon Olson but it was just some girl." Will Wesson
 
"Beer is so much more than a breakfast drink"
"There is no reason why 9 and 10 year old kids cant grow beards, its all in their mindset"
Josh Bibby
 
Living that g2 lifestyle. Only drinkin purple drank. . . Blueberry muffins, cuz dey got purple in em

Chug
 
haha thats one of the park crew at bristol, for the longest time he called me by the wrong name and i just let him bc i didnt care. then at a contest one time he was announcing and he figured out that lucius wasnt my name and it was way awkward haha
yea i know, cool story hansel
 
the code...the code on these glasses indicates the all- spark is located 200 miles from here

colby west

@ diner at momentum camp " i was at his table"

sooooo

funny
 
ski'in three days a week for just two hours a day and the number one reason is so that i can get payed
colby west
 
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