Quitting Weed(for a good reason)

Lé.Skiing

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so i have decided to stop smoking pot for an undetermined point of time, too see if i can become an MP(military police officer), would anyone else do the same thing?
 
i just got lectured after my mom found visene and lighters in my backpack today. fuck her for searching my stuff
 
it can be detected for up to 2 weeks, but it stays in your system for up to 6 months, but there is this pill you can take to get it completely removed from your system in like 3 weeks or so
 
look i could be wrong, but i read in lik new scientist, that they are now able to test for THC in your system for like up to 30 years
 
hahaha stfu

im on drug testing and so are most of my friends. I dont know why ud wana stop blazing for that but it all depends on your metabolism, how much you are exercising and how much water you are consuming. I know several kids who have smoked like 6 days before SECON tests and have pasted because they flushed their system out by drinking mad amounts of water/juice and working out and taking hot showers.

Average time for heavy toker is about 28 days with a good metabolism to be completly rid of thc

If your a fat fuck its gona be in you for a long time
 
so, who cares about shit you did 30 years ago??? and thats probibly bullshit.. cause if you get this pill it flushes your system.. it flushes the thc from your fat cells casue theats where it attaches its self... but how strict would they be for being a military police officer?? my brother got into the army, and he did liek the same thing as me, and he got into the army.. like quit when the decided, and he still smokes it on vacations and shit and he still doent get tested posative.
 
word...fuck gould drug testing, glad im not on it though...the secon tests are the piss ones, but they can also detect thc in you hair if they want to, that might be the 30 years reference
 
yah man i know, cause i have a very quick mmetabolism, and i already drink like mad amounts of water, i just wanna kinda quit cause i'm feeling kinda stupid cause sometimes i cant think, but i'm asuming everyone has those days, but like the average amount of water i drink a day is like 128 - 192 Oz's of water a day
 
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yo man, respect, respect on that decision, and fuck anyone that tells you otherwise, we need more mps, need all that we can get probly, and if you get to the register and they turn you down cause you smoked weed, you fuckin make a scene and get some justice on that muther fucker, cause the only thing you should not be allowed to do after smoking weed is.....................well fuck, nothing
 
my friend wants to become a cop, blazes everyday.

going make for some funny conversations when he actually becomes a cop.
 
take two whole bottles of cranberry pills, my friend used to smoke the night before his tests then spend the whole next days taking two bottles of cranberry pills like ccandy and he passed
 
LOL - I hope if I have a son someday he'll respect my authoritayyy (Cartman voice) kudos dude - I'm in college and I still mostly do as I'm told (heh - when I'm home) - if it wasn't for them, I wouldn't be here.
 
My friend drank a gallon of cranberry juice the night before his test and passed, but he hadn't smoked in three days.
 
I also quit recently for what I thought was going to be a drug test but it doesn't seem like it's going to happen.

I'm sticking with it though cause it really isn't that hard and there are plenty of benefits.
 
i would never go into such a profession as i am a writer...and writers are pretty much supposed to be on drugs all the time haha. although i am not...but sometimes i am!

also. if your mom was searching your stuff that sucks.

my mother complimented my bong the other day...she likes the colours! it's a glass bong, blue and green, really pretty actually!
 
lol she hardly my role model anymore considering I a) moved out a long time ago....

b) am fairly old enough to do whatever I want.

and

c) even when I was living at home, and when i was in first year univeristy, she knew I smoked weed. She just doesn't want me to become a pothead,which would never happen.

my mother is a very responsible woman and a great parent. Because of the fact I can tell her anything I have never been in trouble or acted irresponsibly. so don't knock her maternal skills as she has raised me very well and is my closest friend in the whole world. I can talk to her about anything and because of that I have never done anything to disrespect her or her wishes or her rules.
 
my, mom used to be like that when i was living with my dad, but then i moved to a different town, like over a day away, she hardly calls, my dad calls more, and i dont tell him fuck all, i dont tell my mom fuck all, its as if as soon as i moved out they just stopped caring about what i do, and its not as if they dont have my phone number, cause i know for a fact they do
 
ya so is my friend. i smoked with him last week. he leave in 20 or so days. you dont have to stop smoking. you can just drink a shit ton of water before. i was with another friend who did coke on friday smoked sunday night and had a test monday, started drinkin at like 2 am till he puked then went and pissed clear an passed
 
same. i stopped after blazing on the slopes in early february cuz my mom is testing me and i have to for a couple of jobs im applying for, and i still havnt gotten it. im waiting for that day to celebrate my chastity
 
yo you have no need to worry, the tests they do with a strand of hair is used for people who are trying to get into the FBI,CIA, NSA ect. ive heard it costs like over a thousand dollars to administer the test. im pretty sure the army drug tests with the pee especially if you're just enlisting. good luck man
 
considering ive been clean for about 2 months...and considering i just foud out my grandma has lung cancer...i think im done for good...but then again i might smoke cigers but thats secnd hand smoke so its either have fun now...and get cancer and die or be healthy...

i think im going to go with be healthy
 
wtf is a millitary police officer? sounds shitty to me. two things that suck, the millitary, and th epolice, combined into one super shittyness.
 
hahaha for some dumb reason i just assumed you were straight edge because of your username. anyway- get some niacin at a vitamin store, it's a good cheaper flusher. i once spent like 80@ for this herbal flusher that didn't even fucking work.
 
shut up. being open with your children makes things less taboo and therefore less exciting, encourages responsible use. my parents allowed me to have a beer with dinner and drinking became normal so I didnt see it as rebellious and hospitalize myself the first time i saw booze. in europe drinking is part of the culture but in the states the drinking age is ridiculously high and WAY more american kids die of alcohol poisoning because drinking is rebellious. same concept. every time you open your mouth about drugs or alcohol i want to e-slap you. i dont care what you do or dont do but you seem like one of those pricks who passes judgment on others, and i hate dem bitches.
 
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