Quite Literally The Healthiest Skis

I get it you eat vegetables, but do you need to bother people and jam it down our throats? This is obviously the agenda of Big Vegetable to get young skiers to eat carrots and become soy boys. I can't support this company any longer.
 
Why can’t people be normal and not give a fuck and just want a cool ski. How many really want a vegetable ski vs a cool ski not that a vegetable ski cant be cool
 
But tell me Emmet why now? if you're such a huge vegetable supporter, why didn't you do this 10 years ago? why are you doing it right now when it's so "popular." You're not capitalizing on a trend for financial gain are you? You're not putting mirepoix on a pedestal in order to sell skis are you? Are you just such a benevolent person like that? When are you gunna celebrate an East Coast OG for drinking piss? We'd love to see it.
 
since nobody else here is a forward thinker like myself, allow me to explain.

{nonsense}

and that’s why you’re jamming vegetables down my throat
 
Yeah, what the heck. Force it down our throats. I thought you were all about representation? Where are the meat skis?
 
I DONT GIVE A FUCK WHO THIS VEGETABLE IS. THIS BITCH ASS VEGETABLE IS DEGRADING THE CULTURE. THIS FUCK VEGETABLE IS PART OF BIG VEGGIE AGENDA AND SO IS J LEV NOW. SUCKIN CARROTS AND TAKING IT IN THE ASS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH SKIING. I DONT CELEBRATE WEAK CELERY AND CARROTS.

topic:Thegreatpasta said:
Has Vishnu gone too far? What are y'all thoughts?

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14614310:Thegreatpasta said:
Wahhhh skis have a gay flag and buff dudes on them wahhhh
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wahhhh skis have vegetables on them wahhhh

I never was hating on the j-skis I just wanted to hear some of the opinions from the ankilla fan boys and fellow gay skier community?

newschoolers without drama is like a jet skis rider without his grandmas knitted beanie.
 
quong cork is the gospel

14614318:quintcork said:
wahhhh skis have vegetables on them wahhhh

I never was hating on the j-skis I just wanted to hear some of the opinions from the ankilla fan boys and fellow gay skier community?

newschoolers without drama is like a jet skis rider without his grandmas knitted beanie.
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You aren't a vegetable eater. But you don't care if others are vegetable eaters. - (This is how most people feel.)

You don't personally get an "ick" when people talk about their healthy tendencies in front of you. - (But other people do.)

Some other people like you are ALSO okay with open eating of vegetables. - (But once again, other people are ALSO Not Okay with it.)

"Shoving it down people's throats" is how it feels to people who are NOT OKAY with open healthiness and general consumption of vegetables. - (And feeling that way is okay & natural, just like open healthiness to you feels okay & natural.)

So you yourself can see that the idea of eating leafy greens makes some people's skin crawl. - (So therefore, they choose to have the approach of "If I don't know about it, I'm okay with it happening behind closed doors.")

Moral of the story here is:

People LIKE what people LIKE. Some people like red meat and junk food "behind closed doors." Other People like Junk food. Very few people like celery, onions, and carrots. And there's a group of people who like eating healthy/leafy greens "behind closed doors."

We all have to share Public Spaces. And therefore, if we are to have happy peaceful public spaces then we can't all just do what we individually want in public spaces. We have to control ourselves when in the public eye. Otherwise people will get upset and will speak out. And there's nothing you can do to change that.

And right now, there are people like me saying, "Hey, I don't like this shit. I want to use this public space as intended, but my peace is being disrupted by people behaving INAPPROPRIATELY in this specific public space. Can we please just use this public space as it was intended for. And if not then I'm gunna start behaving Inappropriately too. And then No One is gunna have fun in this public space."

That's all it is. Keep Skiing about Skiing. Or else people will get mad.
 
vegetables can only be created. There's no way to "delete vegetables" after it's been adopted by the community. With that being said, the newly created vegetables can be "High Quality" or "Low Quality." High Quality vegetables creates a better experience for everyone in and outside of vegetable eating. Low Quality vegetables creates a worse experience for everyone in and outside of vegetable eating.

So the reason this new "Vegetable Culture" is degrading is because it does not produce a better experience. Being vegetables doesn't help you be a better vegetable. Being vegetable doesn't help you be a better vegetable. So truly, it's just a bit of a waste of vegetables and energy here, and in the worse case scenario it just is confusing and misleading.
 
14614278:Thegreatpasta said:
Well you don't have to JAM IT DOWN OUR THROATS. I come to newschoolers to shit post, NOT FOR NUTRITION.
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You sound just like Ankilla talking about LGBTQ

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Brb making a video for my ig story rn. Gotta zoom in on my face every other word.

14614378:W00ZY said:
You sound just like Ankilla talking about LGBTQ

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this is gross, we need to keep skiing about skiing. I couldn’t care less if you eat long hard carrots and celery behind the closed door of your own home but as soon as you bring it to the hill you are disrupting the culture and i am NOT ok with it.
 
14614336:SuperSexySkier69 said:
vegetables can only be created. There's no way to "delete vegetables" after it's been adopted by the community. With that being said, the newly created vegetables can be "High Quality" or "Low Quality." High Quality vegetables creates a better experience for everyone in and outside of vegetable eating. Low Quality vegetables creates a worse experience for everyone in and outside of vegetable eating.

So the reason this new "Vegetable Culture" is degrading is because it does not produce a better experience. Being vegetables doesn't help you be a better vegetable. Being vegetable doesn't help you be a better vegetable. So truly, it's just a bit of a waste of vegetables and energy here, and in the worse case scenario it just is confusing and misleading.
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don’t worry bro, 90% of the people on this site are definitely vegetables
 
Idk, something about this just rubs me the wrong way. I look at these topsheets and all I can think about is mirepoix and all sorts of braised meats and french soups. when I'm on the hill I'm trying to think about skiing and these topsheets make my mind drift towards..... all sorts of other things. It's not okay.
 
It’s a good idea done poorly imo. I feel like it’s a ski that would look goofy from a far, like why does that dude have italian skis?
 
Vegetable ski is cool wondering if they are gonna make a fruit themed ski could have one with berries one with melons hehe I’m talking about cantaloupe watermelon etc
 
14615460:skiguy04 said:
Vegetable ski is cool wondering if they are gonna make a fruit themed ski could have one with berries one with melons hehe I’m talking about cantaloupe watermelon etc
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If you’re talking about Vishnu I’m pretty they made a fruit salad top sheet a few years ago but it would be sick to see more.
 
Where are the 6.7 Cummins with a lift kit topsheets? or at the very least a 1987 Chevy Silverado that's straight piped? I'm tired of this future that the libs want for skiing.
 
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