Quite Literally The Gayest Skis

happy pride month friends. if this makes queer skiers feel more comfortable and represented in our space then i’m all for it. skis ugly af from an objective standpoint tho lol not my style
 
14614001:Christian_Bale said:
Gay skiers exist. Make a topsheet for them, make some money. Seems like simple business to me I got no issue with it
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Or they be normal and not give a fuck and just want a cool ski. How many really want a gay ski vs a cool ski not that a gay ski cant be cool.
 
14614001:Christian_Bale said:
Gay skiers exist. Make a topsheet for them, make some money. Seems like simple business to me I got no issue with it
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Or they be normal and not give a fuck and just want a cool ski. How many really want a gay ski vs a cool ski not that a gay ski cant be cool but we just want decent graphics you all need to suck the liberal tard out your assholes and look at the big picture.
 
14614031:PsychicMigration said:
Or they be normal and not give a fuck and just want a cool ski. How many really want a gay ski vs a cool ski not that a gay ski cant be cool but we just want decent graphics you all need to suck the liberal tard out your assholes and look at the big picture.
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like seriously no body cares be gay be what you want just don't bother people and shove it down there throat. low key ns is woke now.
 
14614031:PsychicMigration said:
Or they be normal and not give a fuck and just want a cool ski. How many really want a gay ski vs a cool ski not that a gay ski cant be cool but we just want decent graphics you all need to suck the liberal tard out your assholes and look at the big picture.
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Theyre almost sold out in 3 sizes and they drop tomorrow so I think you might be wrong, I think a lot of ppl wanted a ski like that
 
14614031:PsychicMigration said:
Or they be normal and not give a fuck and just want a cool ski. How many really want a gay ski vs a cool ski not that a gay ski cant be cool but we just want decent graphics you all need to suck the liberal tard out your assholes and look at the big picture.
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For someone telling others to not give fuck you seem to be giving a whole lot of em
 
14614032:PsychicMigration said:
like seriously no body cares be gay be what you want just don't bother people and shove it down there throat. low key ns is woke now.
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Making skis is not bothering people or shoving it down anybodys throat, don't buy them if you don't like them.

Showing support and not discriminating minorities is woke? It's fucking normal.
 
Just since people are talking shit. That's a collab with Matt Bennedetto aka [tag=44609]@mattyb.[/tag]

A real east coast OG and Gore local back in the day. Threw down on the regs.

Started selling crochet hats and that became EC headwear.

Did eevents ike Giraffic park at Okemo with a huge booter.

He fucked his leg up real bad at Battle My Crew or another event at loon. There was a channel gap and it went super wrong. He had a bunch of surgeries and that was kind of it for him being able to ski park. I haven't really followed him over the years, hoping he's able to ski a bit more now. Idk.

But yeah def an OG of NS and Freestyle Skiing/Culture.
 
At first I thought "oh Jason's pandering again" and "it's just another shitty Jskis design". But upon closer inspection I think [tag=17763]@JLev[/tag] might be cooking with this one. ?

If you look close you will see he included furries and transformers in with normal gay people. I think this is Jason's creative subtle way to say "y'all gay". ????

Also, below is a pic of Jason at the capital riots. ?

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(this has been said but) if these skis bother you, you're the problem. Try some self reflection.

This thread's a hilarious read. Thanks OP
 
14614040:theabortionator said:
Just since people are talking shit. That's a collab with Matt Bennedetto aka [tag=44609]@mattyb.[/tag]

A real east coast OG and Gore local back in the day. Threw down on the regs.

Started selling crochet hats and that became EC headwear.

Did eevents ike Giraffic park at Okemo with a huge booter.

He fucked his leg up real bad at Battle My Crew or another event at loon. There was a channel gap and it went super wrong. He had a bunch of surgeries and that was kind of it for him being able to ski park. I haven't really followed him over the years, hoping he's able to ski a bit more now. Idk.

But yeah def an OG of NS and Freestyle Skiing/Culture.
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Preciatcha!

For those looking for a bit more context, watch this video to hear Matt's story from the early days as an NS OG through his life now:

[video]https://youtu.be/9Pm_SlY2XB8[/video]
 
14614068:J_skis said:
If this makes you hate us I respectfully ask that you never support this brand
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I don't think you gotta worry about that one. All your designs always look like shit. No hate tho.
 
14614040:theabortionator said:
Just since people are talking shit. That's a collab with Matt Bennedetto aka [tag=44609]@mattyb.[/tag]

A real east coast OG and Gore local back in the day. Threw down on the regs.

Started selling crochet hats and that became EC headwear.

Did eevents ike Giraffic park at Okemo with a huge booter.

He fucked his leg up real bad at Battle My Crew or another event at loon. There was a channel gap and it went super wrong. He had a bunch of surgeries and that was kind of it for him being able to ski park. I haven't really followed him over the years, hoping he's able to ski a bit more now. Idk.

But yeah def an OG of NS and Freestyle Skiing/Culture.
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I DONT GIVE A FUCK WHO THIS N IS. THIS BITCH ASS N IS DEGRADING THE CULTURE. THIS FUCK N IS PART OF THE AGENDA AND SO IS J LEV NOW. SUCKIN DICK AND TAKING IT IN THE ASS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH SKIING. I DONT CELEBRATE WEAK MEN AND FAIRIES.
 
14614100:X_ANKILLA said:
I DONT GIVE A FUCK WHO THIS N IS. THIS BITCH ASS N IS DEGRADING THE CULTURE. THIS FUCK N IS PART OF THE AGENDA AND SO IS J LEV NOW. SUCKIN DICK AND TAKING IT IN THE ASS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH SKIING. I DONT CELEBRATE WEAK MEN AND FAIRIES.
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You sound like weak man. Just write the whole word if you want to use it so bad.
 
14614100:X_ANKILLA said:
I DONT GIVE A FUCK WHO THIS N IS. THIS BITCH ASS N IS DEGRADING THE CULTURE. THIS FUCK N IS PART OF THE AGENDA AND SO IS J LEV NOW. SUCKIN DICK AND TAKING IT IN THE ASS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH SKIING. I DONT CELEBRATE WEAK MEN AND FAIRIES.
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bros masculinity is as structurally sound as a card tower. i wish you’d get mental help not because i care about your wellbeing but so we didn’t have to listen to you yap about the stupidest shit.
 
14614100:X_ANKILLA said:
I DONT GIVE A FUCK WHO THIS N IS. THIS BITCH ASS N IS DEGRADING THE CULTURE. THIS FUCK N IS PART OF THE AGENDA AND SO IS J LEV NOW. SUCKIN DICK AND TAKING IT IN THE ASS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH SKIING. I DONT CELEBRATE WEAK MEN AND FAIRIES.
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I'm so hard right now.
 
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14614066:J_skis said:
Preciatcha!

For those looking for a bit more context, watch this video to hear Matt's story from the early days as an NS OG through his life now:

[video]https://youtu.be/9Pm_SlY2XB8[/video]
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But tell me J Lev, why now? if you're such a huge gay supporter, why didn't you do this 10 years ago? why are you doing it right now when it's so "popular." You're not capitalizing on a trend for financial gain are you? You're not putting an irrelevant homosexual on a pedestal in order to sell skis are you? Are you just such a benevolent person like that? When are you gunna celebrate an East Coast OG for getting married and having kids? We'd love to see it.
 
14614105:JalmarKalmar said:
You sound like weak man. Just write the whole word if you want to use it so bad.
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Bro you stupid. The gay ass admins would ban me for that and you know that.
 
step 1.

14614100:X_ANKILLA said:
I DONT GIVE A FUCK WHO THIS N IS. THIS BITCH ASS N IS DEGRADING THE CULTURE. THIS FUCK N IS PART OF THE AGENDA AND SO IS J LEV NOW. SUCKIN DICK AND TAKING IT IN THE ASS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH SKIING. I DONT CELEBRATE WEAK MEN AND FAIRIES.
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step 2. ????

step 3. [tag=129479]@X_ANKILLA[/tag] = school shooter

**This post was edited on Jun 6th 2024 at 12:48:06pm
 
14614108:Dlonetti said:
bros masculinity is as structurally sound as a card tower. i wish you’d get mental help not because i care about your wellbeing but so we didn’t have to listen to you yap about the stupidest shit.
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Listen to yourself dawg, I can hear the soy oil in your voice. You prolly think all this shit is "no big deal." And that's why you yourself are "no big deal." You can't see more than 2 steps ahead of yourself.
 
14614032:PsychicMigration said:
like seriously no body cares be gay be what you want just don't bother people and shove it down there throat. low key ns is woke now.
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You clearly care a whole lot
 
14614100:X_ANKILLA said:
I DONT GIVE A FUCK WHO THIS N IS. THIS BITCH ASS N IS DEGRADING THE CULTURE. THIS FUCK N IS PART OF THE AGENDA AND SO IS J LEV NOW. SUCKIN DICK AND TAKING IT IN THE ASS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH SKIING. I DONT CELEBRATE WEAK MEN AND FAIRIES.
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How can you create the culture but also degrade the culture?
 
14614040:theabortionator said:
Just since people are talking shit. That's a collab with Matt Bennedetto aka [tag=44609]@mattyb.[/tag]

A real east coast OG and Gore local back in the day. Threw down on the regs.

Started selling crochet hats and that became EC headwear.

Did eevents ike Giraffic park at Okemo with a huge booter.

He fucked his leg up real bad at Battle My Crew or another event at loon. There was a channel gap and it went super wrong. He had a bunch of surgeries and that was kind of it for him being able to ski park. I haven't really followed him over the years, hoping he's able to ski a bit more now. Idk.

But yeah def an OG of NS and Freestyle Skiing/Culture.
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Ya but you know they have rainbows and say gay so of course automatically have to hate everything about them. Lol.

thanks for the back story.
 
14614066:J_skis said:
Preciatcha!

For those looking for a bit more context, watch this video to hear Matt's story from the early days as an NS OG through his life now:

[video]https://youtu.be/9Pm_SlY2XB8[/video]
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Thanks for sharing.
 
14614129:Farmville420 said:
How can you create the culture but also degrade the culture?
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Culture can only be created. There's no way to "delete culture" after it's been adopted by the community. With that being said, the newly created culture can be "High Quality" or "Low Quality." High Quality Culture creates a better experience for everyone in and outside of skiing. Low Quality Culture creates a worse experience for everyone in and outside of skiing.

So the reason this new "Gay Culture" is degrading is because it does not produce a better experience. Being Gay doesn't help you be a better skier. Being Gay doesn't help you be a better person. So truly, it's just a bit of a waste of time and energy here, and in the worse case scenario it just is confusing and misleading.
 
14614124:X_ANKILLA said:
Listen to yourself dawg, I can hear the soy oil in your voice. You prolly think all this shit is "no big deal." And that's why you yourself are "no big deal." You can't see more than 2 steps ahead of yourself.
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mmmm keep going, I'm almost there...
 
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