Quiffing, is it possible

yes, yes it is

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triple it triple it trip-le-it 1! brrrrrrr cha cha cha cha cha cha cha

ba-dum-ching!
 
bahaha. you are clueless.

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this bitch i know can do it on command, its really loud and disturbing also, we were prank calling people and having her queaf into the phone, but that just got disturbing so i left

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HIGH NORTH SESSION 4

The Hot Sauce Champion of the World
 
a penis fart is definatley a hot carl you stupid fuck...lol

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For steezy my neezy keep my arms so breezy
 
yeah one time my friends hot ass sister was banging and i was outside playing lacrosse and heard em and went for a look and heard a farting noise and the dude came out laughing his ass off and also a little disgusted.

 
haha. quiff. how does that even sound like queef. it doesnt.

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'I've been so unlucky today. Honestly, if it was raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a 12 inch dick. God is angry with me.'
-Anathema

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'girls are cruel and unusual, like pouring acid into a cat's ear'
-NoTeefa
 
havnt u ever seen porn?

Some folks look for answers, others look for fights

Some folks up in tree tops, just looking for their kites

Goes to show, you don't ever know

Watch each card you play and play it slow
 
no joke. its disturbing. if it was a regular fart it wouldnt be as gross.

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I have to friends that can do it on command. It's really funny, one of them does it on the chair lift with complete strangers. She's really cool, and weird. She spits on our math teacher.

 
My friend can fart on command. One time at lacrosse practice we were telling him to fart, he did it 8 times in a row then shit himself.

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is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?
 
i saw some girl on howard stern who could do it on command, i dont really understand how it happens

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it doesnt come for the same source as a fart does it?

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the next time your about to make a racial slur stop, think about all the delicious foods that come from his or her country and channel your energy towards the purchase of your next international delight.

-guttermouth
 
so like it doesnt come from air in thew entestines right? its just random air in their pussy isnt it?

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the next time your about to make a racial slur stop, think about all the delicious foods that come from his or her country and channel your energy towards the purchase of your next international delight.

-guttermouth
 
its from trapped air in the vag

girls claim they quiff when they actually farted so dont be fooled

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siggyshmiggy bo-diggy
 
it always happens when youre doin it doggy stily

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'You got like, three feet of air that time!'
 
It's just air that gets ''sucked'' in the vag, and then something pushes the air out, like whatever you happen to be jamming in there

Smuggs kicks ass

Fat skis, Tight trees
 
^ that happens all the time man

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If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze

'i want to stand in the middle of one of my old highschools hall ways with my big puffy snow pants and skis durring when classes change.' - Misty7
 
i don't give a flying fuck if it happens all the time. if a chick was tossing my salad i would never bust ass in her face. its pretty much the same thing. then again, a bitch would never be tossing my salad.

 
^Not even close to the same thing! I think every kid on here bitching about it hasn't even seen a pussy in real life. When your balls deep doing her doggy style and a little queff slips out, that's the last thing you're worrying about.

Smuggs kicks ass

Fat skis, Tight trees
 
i dont know about dick farts, cant say my dick has ever farted? how does that happen?

I don't need no arms around me
I don't need no drugs to calm me
I have seen the writing on the wall
 
to the guy way above a hot carl is when you shit on someones chest. and a quiff is fucking hilarious, they dont even stink. unless the girl is rotten.

WHERE ARE YOU HOIET
 
i never said it was a bad thing, just that that is the only time ive seen it happen

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'You got like, three feet of air that time!'
 
thats fuckin disgusting... on my school trip for vermont this girl was in my condo and she farted and it was worse than any fart i have ever smelled

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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
 
wow..... NS has dropped another level. why would you ever talk about pussy farts. its really quite weird actually. this is a ski site seriously do you not have anything better to do then talk about queefs online on a ski site?????

sometimes I can, like, read peoples minds... its like I have Espn or something...

'Am I fighting to live or am I living to fight, what am I trying to see if there aint nothin in sight? why am I trying to give, if no one gives me a try? why am I dying to live if I'm just living to die? - Tupac Shakur

...Germans dicovered this city in 1804. They named it san diago... which in german, means giant whale vagina... -Ron burgundy
 
ohh and I only came to the thread cause I didnt know what 'quiffing' was. I knew what a queef was but I thought a quiff was like some kind of trick or somethin.....

sometimes I can, like, read peoples minds... its like I have Espn or something...

'Am I fighting to live or am I living to fight, what am I trying to see if there aint nothin in sight? why am I trying to give, if no one gives me a try? why am I dying to live if I'm just living to die? - Tupac Shakur

...Germans dicovered this city in 1804. They named it san diago... which in german, means giant whale vagina... -Ron burgundy
 
yeah winterkid you little bitch, have you ever noticed this in 'non skigrabber' dont have anything to do with skiing? you stupid piece of shit

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sick guy, yo guy yesterday guy, some g tried to jack me guy, cause yo i was selling him some budz, guy, and yo guy... i busted out ma nine and shit guy he was packing heat to guy, mad gun fight guy-
G-Dawg
 
yes - but obviously that is something you'll never get to expeience first hand let alone get a chick into bed

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''Shake it like a polaroid picture''

 
now now... lets not get carried away... back to the quiffing... thats fuckin disgusting

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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
 
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