Question: What would you rather be, a bear or a dog?

[DaveM]

I, wanna be, a beardog. Half-dog half-bear. So that way I could live in the house, but I still get to make a doody in the woods.

 

[Strobe]

what would you rather be? A frog or a log?

I'd rather be a frog on a log, in a bog, with a pet dog.

 

[Static]

but what kind of beardog combo.....

grizzly/doberman?

koala/bulldog?

I'd go Polar/Greyhound

 

[charmander]

id rather be a bear, so i could just walk around, eat random animals and fuck hot bear bitches, and people would still think i'm cute and give me snacks and shit, but i'd have the park ranger on speed dial, so when people get me some chalupas, i be all like SHABLAM! felony, nbd.