Question on being nutted

JeremyClarkson

JeremyClarkson

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alright bear wiith me on this one

does nutting actually hurt? in some edits and movies ive seen kids get nutted in the bloopers and then just get right off and it would seem it didint hurt at all.

i kinow stupid question but can i get your opinion?
 
It looks like it doesn't hurt because 95 percent of the time when it looks like you got nutted you really just hit your leg up there really hard.
 
ive been "nutted" a few times, but never actually hit my balls, just hurt my groin, tailbone lower ass, whatever you want to call it like a bitch
 
see a well trained rider can dodge the rail hitting your banana hammock and make it hit your thighs. but sometimes there are slip ups.
 
yeah like most people have said, most times you just get your thighs or ass raped, but there was one time where i pretty much got my nuts between my body and a metal rail, that hurt.
 
Getting nutted is one of the things I worry about most when skiing. Probably will happen next year when I try 270s on and pretzels. I hope not though.
 
most of the time you land with you ass on the rail, however, if you are turning up the hill instead of down the hill then you do what I call the switch nut, which actually does end with your nuts getting crushed, and then usually you get thrown around when you get to the end of the rail too.
 
i do nut checks on rails im not to sure about sometimes to make sure i dont injure my buddies fucking up a 270 or something
 
I "nutted" myself on a 6 foot high rail this season, but I fell more backwards so I more assed myself then nutted. I was a round rail that was pretty wide so it wasn't that bad. Also on another time I nutted on a flat-down and fell just after the highest part on an angle and hit my calf/shin and just had a bruise for a while.
 
Yes I have been full on nutted. Yes I almost cried. Yes I almost puked. So to answer your question, yes it fucking hurts.
 
It hurts... best way to avoid it if you've got one leg on each side of the rail is to squish your legs together and slamp your haands down between your legs. Hands and thighs hurt but its better than loosing a ball or two.
 
It hurts even more if the rail has one of those little flat parts on the end that kick you up. Try not to nut and slide into that...
 
meh. ive been sacked/kicked in the nuts enough times it doesnt hurt as much...still hurts a bitt hough...
i dont think thats a good thing ps...
 
wow

thats all i can really say. not sure if ur serious or not, but that is one of the dumbest things i've ever heard my friend.
 
wow is all i can say about this didnt even read the rest of the thread...this has got to be the single most dumb shit ever said on ns in atleast a good month. you must have lots of friends if you get kicked in the ntus all the time
 
I got thigh raped on the fdf at strattonhurt alot, i can't even imagine how it would have felt if the rail was maybe a foot taller... ouch
 
dude, you should ask my dog. i took him to the vet about a week ago to get nutted. i would hate if that happened to me.
 
i have been kickboxing for over 2 years dip shit...getting kicked/kneed in the junk isnt a rare occurance.
and to the other douche bag, yes it doesnt hurt as much as it did, i never said it didnt hurt.
 
yeah even just getting yer ass an legs destroyed hurts. but i have no nuts what do i know
 
it feels like someone has taken a baseball bat to your grundle or taint or bosack or boshank or whatever you want to call that region/sector
 
yes it does. i've been pretty lucky most of the time, just bruised thighs, but its very possible.

Stupid question here, but would it be too mouch of a pussy move to wear a cup? Yes, its not very "ballsy", but in all seriousness, I would like to have children.

Also, a lot of urban crashes look nasty, partially becuase you're falling on metal/concrete stairs, but also because the rails are often held up by a few vertical bars. You can catch a ski or a pole and really get wrapped up in it that way. Any way to avoid that?
 
A friend of mine watched a snowboarder disaster onto a rail, broke his board and landed on his nuts. Popped them both. The guy had blood running down his white board pants.
 
hahahahhaha. well this guy nutted the shit out of himself on an urban dub kink, and he did not get up for a few minutes...
 
Definitely learn 2 on's on a rail that you can't physically nut yourself on, way lower pressure on yourself haha.
 
a kid at our skatepark nutted a rail and died. not even joking. he had like some kind of heart condition that acted up to the trauma or something and he died. it was terrible.
 
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