Question for everyone

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dguay13

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So in our inebriated stupor my roommates and I were watching tv and one of us thought...

Why do men love boobs?

And we cant figure it out, so i ask all of you. NS, why?
 
Because you can
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them.
 
restraining mechanism. you know a girl with huge jugs can never get away from you because if she starts sprinting, one will pop up and knock that bitch out cold.
 
The anthropological/biological/evolutionary perspective argues that our fixation with boobs comes from our early days of sexual intercourse and reproduction through mating like animals, from behind. They argue that the way boobs sort of resemble butts enforces this primal sexual drive and cements the possibility of reproduction through face to face intercourse and the subsequent breast feeding required to rear the child. lol
 
haha seriously I learned about it last year in a biological anthropology course, and as a supplement, on an episode of the British office, David Brent (aka USA Michael Scott) absolutely bombs on a date when he explains why women show cleavage and why men are drawn to cleavage to his date, it's hilarious because he uses this same theory. I'm sure i could have explained it a lot better but I'm beat.
 
how about this: what are your favorite kind of boobs? Big, floppy, small, tight, perky, saggy, mid sized, flat....this could devolve into a favorite kind of nipple discussion as well.
 
mid sized probably. they have to fit the girl right and look right. its easy to tell if some skinny blonde has like a D size or whatever or looks like they might fall over, haha.

medium but cleavage for sure.
 
hahahahahahah i thought u meant pancake nipples. That would be incredibly disturbing, im sure they are out there though. Google image search long nipples. Sooooo fucking disgusting.
 
i dunno manits just something that you men CAN NOT look away fromlike it is physically impossible for the hetero male mind to not be atractedits like one of those hypnotizing black and white things
 
they are just aesthetically pleasing. and they are hidden. we all want what we can't have.

thats probably why SOME people have a foot fetish, most of the time they arent seen. but like you dont see peopel with arm fetishes and what not. if women walked around with their tits out all the time since back in the day, i doubt guys would care. like in africa, in those little villages where women walk around without anything on, its just normal... that or guys are getting boners ever two minutes?
 
because they're usually wrapped in fabric (so when they aren't it's kind of a big deal).

oh and they're squishy and round and smooth. i like to bury my face and other body parts in things that are squishy and round and smooth. it just feels natural.
 
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