PUNS PUNS PUNS PUNS PUNS

[iSmokeweed]

The little old woman who lived in a shoe wasn't the sole owner - there were strings attached.
A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of his sentence.
What do you call a arrogant fugitive falling from a building? Condescending
The red ship crashed into the blue ship. All the passengers were marooned
A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
The incontinent Scotsman had a wee accident.

MORE PUNS FOR EVERYONE.

 

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[come_at_me_bro]

It wont be long before jokes about the tsunami come,

flooding....

in

 

[tall_pants]

haha thats punny

 

[Anathema]

THESE AREN'T YOUR DAD'S PUNS
THESE ARE ENERGY PUNS
TURBO PUNS

 

[RoofDaRoofieDogg]

 

[POWDER.RANGER]

i was wondering why the ball was getting bigger and bigger, then it hit me..

 

[RoofDaRoofieDogg]

fuck its to big
http://www.explosm.net/comics/2206/

 

[Ski.Ballet]

Did you hear about our crazy camping trip?

It was intense.

 

[I.B]

yes!

 

[Mr.Luke]

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'

 

[.AR6rider.]

Sound the alarm, you're going to be uncomfortably energetic!

 

[Flying~Squirrel]

what did the man say when he walked into a bar?

ouch.

 

[Mike-O]

In before Punny Racc--

Well, shit.

 

[TBigCat]

lol

 

[.frenchy]

There is no need to reply on every thread on the first page of NSG. Thanks.

 

[TBigCat]

I just llok at each thread my eye catches.

 

[AwR]

 

[E.C.]

hahahahahhah

 

[7-3instacall]

my bicycle won't stand by itself, I guess it's cause it's two-tired

 

[Dan.P]

these are all pretty punny

 

[smooter]

the blind carpenter picked up his hammer and saw.

need an ark to save two of every animal? I Noah guy!

He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.

 

[Deluge]

what do you call a guy in a grave? doug

 

[.AR6rider.]

Hahaha I fucking love those jokes.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying in a pile of leaves? Russell.

 

[messplay]

what do you call a large quantity of babies being run over by a lawn mower?

 

[.AR6rider.]

Lunch?

 

[messplay]

close sam. fertilizer.

 

[sammy_]

I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
If you wear a blindfold at the shooting range, you won't know what you're missing.
Tennis players don't marry because Love means Nothing to them.
I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.

 

[thelizards]

threads

 

[sammy_]

haha
no offense to the tennis players...

 

[304NordMan]

I don't have any puns. But I will contribute this incoherent sentence.

Fjh jyhykj sdg rjgjyjfg sfgf. Thggfe thgd tp yofhs fhdj. rofrofrofrof!

 

[JStrathern]

You'll have so many babies. FOUR HUNDRED BABIES!!!!!!!!!!

 

[SneakyTurtle]

They’ll run as fast as Kenyans. People will watch them running and think they’re Kenyans. They’ll race as fast as Kenyans, in a race with actual Kenyans, and it’ll be a tie, and they’ll get deported back to Kenya.

 

[84west]

I hate to be a wet blanket, but all this rain is really putting a damper on my day.

 

[Davy.Crockett]

i like this thread

 

[iSmokeweed]

I do all my shit, but at a higher level. now that was a weed joke. -wiz khalifa

even rappers like puns

what do you call a nosey pepper?
jalapeño business

 

[iSmokeweed]

what do you call a man with no arms or legs drowning in a pool? Bob.
what do you call a man nailed to a wall? Art.

 

[123+ski]

a friend of my dads friends sells penis implants, and when people ask him about work etc, he says its hard, and he has some stiff competition, but its looking up.

 

[Jaimee.]

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean Beef

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef

 

[Bubba-Snax]

bump

 

[Triple_Strum]

Bad math one for ya:
What do you call a math teacher who is always at the beach? A tan gent

 

[Lwaghorn]

 

[digiac]

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[RoofDaRoofieDogg]

those puns all fucking suck

 

[bangarangmules]

hah! I lol'ed

 

[belden...]

Can anyone think of a pun containing not liking soda and going to prom? I've been thinking all night but haven't come up with anything.

 

[*TURBONERD*]

Did you hear about the person with the incurable and deadly disease? He died.

 

[sammy_]

Ok...those were the first ones that came to mind. Sorry I didn't please you...

 

[Mr.Huck]

I love having sex while camping. It's fucking in tents.

 

[quaive]

 

[Chompo.]

literally loled