Pros on NS

I could if you really want me to... but

Matts a whore and we all know it haha- Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis

I have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

If I was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

Hi, My name is Matt and I'm a postaholic

NS Historian
 
i heard atlski is seth morrison

bahahahahhaha just kidding

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yeah funkin right kid
shut the funk up
 
i heard dynarider is dave crichton

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'i would like to rip his heart out, im the best ever, im the most brutal most vicious and most ruthless champion theres ever been, my styles impetious, my defense is impregnable, and im ferocious, i want your heart, I WANT TO EAT YOUR CHILDREN, praise me to allah' -mike tyson
 
...and gimmiehead is jon olson

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'i would like to rip his heart out, im the best ever, im the most brutal most vicious and most ruthless champion theres ever been, my styles impetious, my defense is impregnable, and im ferocious, i want your heart, I WANT TO EAT YOUR CHILDREN, praise me to allah' -mike tyson
 
no dspin7x is eric dorsey sorry

Member # 1787

'this kids a total tool.... the only reason he gets to 'ski, skate and blaze cron with josh and tj' are bc they make him suck their cocks for companionship on the slopes..'
- ATLANTASKI
 
Holy shit your gullable!

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Bristol Mountain Sucks

The Juvenile

Member # 44610
 
Im also known as JP Cliche

Gravity sucks

Today I met my biggest challenge. I had to take a piss in a moving bus.
(My real ID is french_hucker)
 
im actually Tanner Hall, all this time, ha i tricked you all bitches!

Sponsored By Your Mom
Drop Cliff's, Not Bombs
Make Turns, Not War
Bomb Hills, Not People
Member #259
 
I can eat 2 hotdogs in 2 minutes

Like a virgin on prom night

A few soft moans

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

You A-hole
 
so i can eat 98 skittles in 47.45 seconds

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'ugh i hate kids like you who always ski backwards on your double sided skis while im snowplowing'- NewSchool450

'ski boards are like communism, they are good in theory but in reality they just dont work well.'-winterkid33

'and I'm like fuck you guys, I'm going skiing (cartman style).'-davidh

 
i can eat 3 double cheeseburgers in a minute and a half

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Just shut up and ski.
 
^damn i could only eat one maybe 2

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'i would like to rip his heart out, im the best ever, im the most brutal most vicious and most ruthless champion theres ever been, my styles impetious, my defense is impregnable, and im ferocious, i want your heart, I WANT TO EAT YOUR CHILDREN, praise me to allah' -mike tyson
 
^ and it only takes me 58 secodns to eat your mom

Like a virgin on prom night

A few soft moans

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

You A-hole
 
^it only takes me 38 to eat yours

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'ugh i hate kids like you who always ski backwards on your double sided skis while im snowplowing'- NewSchool450

'ski boards are like communism, they are good in theory but in reality they just dont work well.'-winterkid33

'and I'm like fuck you guys, I'm going skiing (cartman style).'-davidh

 
hooooly shit that was fresh skibum. that was the bee's knees^

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Just shut up and ski.
 
**your moms

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'ugh i hate kids like you who always ski backwards on your double sided skis while im snowplowing'- NewSchool450

'ski boards are like communism, they are good in theory but in reality they just dont work well.'-winterkid33

'and I'm like fuck you guys, I'm going skiing (cartman style).'-davidh

 
haha that was the bees knees

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'ugh i hate kids like you who always ski backwards on your double sided skis while im snowplowing'- NewSchool450

'ski boards are like communism, they are good in theory but in reality they just dont work well.'-winterkid33

'and I'm like fuck you guys, I'm going skiing (cartman style).'-davidh

 
i no thers andy mahre, mike wilson, kye peterson, and Iberg said there were pros with weird id's that didnt make them sound like pros

Gravity sucks

Today I met my biggest challenge. I had to take a piss in a moving bus.
(My real ID is french_hucker)
 
i found 18 cents on the street today

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'ugh i hate kids like you who always ski backwards on your double sided skis while im snowplowing'- NewSchool450

'ski boards are like communism, they are good in theory but in reality they just dont work well.'-winterkid33

'and I'm like fuck you guys, I'm going skiing (cartman style).'-davidh

 
i ate your sisters kitty

So I told him if you say that again im gonna stick this bowl of gucamole up your ass.

Long story short, that is the worst bowl of gucamole iv'e ever tasted
 
I can say all 50 capitals in under a second.

MEH!

open up, we're coming inside. What's it feel like to know you're gonna die?
 
Haha, I remember Kye was on here and we shredded him a new one, INTERNET STYLE!

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

GW Award December 3, 2004
 
Kye Peterson, am I right?

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

GW Award December 3, 2004
 
From what I know so many top name pros have names on this website, but no one really knows besides them and who they tell. They have these random names and they just like to comment or start shit. If it's true then whoever it is...you're all fucking pathetic.

Transworld said that Mountain Creek's terrain park was the 'creme de la creme of jib parks.' DIRTY JERSEY! THATS FUCKING RIGHT!

 
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