Proposed new way to elect the president

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Ok, so its obvious this election is so close, its gonna end up in the news and courts for weeks to come after tomorrow cause unless one canidate has a blowout of the other, their both gonna dispute the results whoever loses

my idea...to avoid stupid political lawsuits and countersuits for the next month is this

lets get bush and kerry and two kegs in a room...measure the cups so their equal...and have a drink off

heres the rules

1) cups will be measured to contain 12 oz's

2) pours will be measured

3) this is not a speed contest, it is a DURATION contest...when one canidate finishes a cup, the other canidate must finish his cup within one minute, before each can move onto the next cup (to keep each canidate equal

4) if a canidate boots, instant loss

WHOEVER CAN DRINK MORE BECOMES PRESIDENT...because i mean what can measure who is more of a man then a drinking contest

ahahahaha

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oh..

and if any one man can finish the keg himself, he will instantly be declared KING OF THE WORLD..because i would follow a man to hell in back if he could polish off a keg in one sitting

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the election for the president should jsut be 100% common vote. we need to get rid of the electoral college entirely

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the election for the president should jsut be 100% common vote. we need to get rid of the electoral college entirely

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HaHa well in no man could finish off a keg by himself. A full keg holds exactly 256 12 oz beers. ITs not happening but in any event i highly doubt Kerry could drink Bush under the table. It woudnt be a close election thats for sure!

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oh, and please keep this non-political...i wanted to put some humor in a real HUMORLESS election, haha

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i think they should put both of them in an actual strike team on the front lines in iraq. whoever cries like less of a bitch gets my vote

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whoever thinks we should use the popular vote doesnt know what they are talking about. Without the electoral college, the vote would be contoled by the cities, not giving the rural citizens a chance.

Most people are against the electoral college because of gores lost 4 years ago

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the electoral college ruins the point of voting

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Considering the way bush spent his time througout his youth, I'd think he could drink just about anyone under the table... but what would happen if you selected a president who immediately died of alcohol poisoning? Aside from making him a national hero, that is.

Hey, it just occurred to me that that the majority of the UBC engineering faculty would be highly qualified as president under this system. That scares me.

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whoever said alcohol poisoning, we would have EMTS on scene, so no worries

and every 10 beers, a 15 second kegstand

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HELLMUT!!! well said i was hoping someone would say that. O yea and nice ideas on the way to elect the president, but i am a personal fan of having the candidates do a boxing match. Bush is a redneck which is clearly an advantage but Kerry is like 9 feet tall and clearly is part horse so it think it would be even. If it started getting boring you could make it tag team and throw nader in there

 
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yeah to hell with that electoral college crap, I'm all for changing everything that this country was founded on back in the late 1700s. Dude just cause the constitution says we should go by the electoral votes doesn't mean we should. Those blasted founding fathers should have known that their ignorance was going to cost Gore the election. We should have all the Democrats write down what they don't like about our constitution, and then go grab some whiteout and a pen and fix that whacked out old nappy document. It's probably all yellow and shit now anyways, people don't like yellowed paper, they want some flashy new stationary with some gold leafing on it that blings!!

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has anybody seen the extras in strike 3? because you'll know what i mean when i say bush and kerry should have a pot and pan fight to decide who becomes president. that would be phreaking sweet.

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Well if the candidates get to have drinkin contest i think that the first ladies should definately mud wrestle not that i want to see either in a bikini

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I think both H3O and Strode420 both had good ideas but what I'd like to see is either a steel cage death match or a death race of some sort.

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