Problems with your womens? ask a couples therapist something

snocompton

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Just finished my masters from Northwestern in couples and family therapy, celebrating way to hard at 10 in the morning and im feeling the need to exercise my brain on your problems. Anything relationship/family goes. Dont hesitate to Pm if you have serious questions.

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I once made a hooker tongue-swirl my balloon-knot. Do you think my wife will get mad if I tell her that she should do it too, because the hooker said she enjoyed the taste of my bung?
 
I has recieved all teh advice on my certain predicament. But one question for you, shire.....

Is it true that if you don't use it, you lose it?
 
Guru- Tell wife that a friend at work/whatever did such and such with wife (insert hooker name) and she loved it. All bitches need to hear is that another beezy did it and theyre game. This is the method i used to accomplish my goal of fisting.

jersey- cause you live on the easy coast

Theron - no. but you lose all stamina and become the one minute blunder.

 
Make her see everything in you that her boyfriend cannot possibly provide for her. Dont be desperate and dont force something that isnt there. No one likes a creeper.
 
i was about to finally bone my girlfriend on this camping trip, but the mosquitoes were going crazy and she said there was no way
 
Jelousy derives from insecurities which can be both bred from internal conflicts, i.e. family history, mental health issues, personality issues etc, or conditional insecurities which are more fueld by stress, anxiety and as you might assume temporary stuff.

As far as distinguishing, bad jelousy tends to come off more as possessiveness, anger, over emotional reactions to trivial things and all kinds of other lame shit. Bad jelousy is when the chick is starting to piss you off and make you think "what the hell are you doing" while feeling anxious and insecure yourself over her actions. It obviousy wont feel right or normal. Good jelously is when your girlfriend walks up to you at a party while your talking to some other chicks, grabs you, makes out with you for a second or two, and then says "im gonna leave for a bit ill see you later" with a huge grin on her face. Do you see the difference?
 
Wondering this one too. I mean I am all for being really good friends with a female but how do you tell if shes into you? And not by the whole "I love you but not in that kind of way" bullshit you women love to do.
 
The question of "how do i tell if a girl is into me" is the most asked question by all guys and although there a lot of signs and reasons that i can give you to help you figure this all out, ultimately the decision lands on your shoulders to gauge how much this chick wants to be your next slam piece.

Here are a few very obvious and tell-tale signs that a girl is interested in you. NOW, just because i said interested does not mean this chick wants to take you into the next room and suck your balls dry. It simply means that she see's enough mildly interesting crap about you that she desires to know more. Now to the signs. Some very obvious signs include: her going out of her way to introduce herself to you, persistent eye contact initiated by her, her always smiling at you, her demeanor and actions will appear kind of nervous and slightly 'girly' to us men. Say for example you see this chick across the room that you may or may not know, and she catches you looking at her so you smile and she grins right back while playing with her hair, maybe shifting her weight back and forth, maybe she'll smile, look at the ground or to the side, then SMILE BACK again. This is a good fucking sign you are currently doing something right. When something is working well with the ladies, DONT CHANGE IT. Its when you over analyze what she says and does, and then make your own ridiculous conclusions and assumptions about what she wants that you then go an do, or say one stupid thing and shes gone forever.

Moving on, Body language is big. If shes constantly filliping her hair around to expose her chest, or to expose more skin in your direction, this is a good thing obviously. A BIG BIG BIG sign that something is going right for you is "The Touch". 'The Touch' is a very small, but important situation that may happen between you and a girl that you have not had any physical, or sexual contact with. This does not happen with a friend, this happens on a first date, or first time you meet this girl at a party or whatever. 'The Touch' is quite simply when a girl touches you in some way when you have never laid a hand on her before. It might be something as simple as a small pat on the lower to mid back, maybe she reaches out and slightly grabs your arm while looking at , she might touch your shoulder or leg or whatever. It simply is a motion of her going out of her comfort zone to invade yours and share some physical actions to get more endorphins and other good chemicals goin in our brains.

When txting, if she doesnt respond to a text of yours for like an hour or something, and the first thing she says when she txt's you back is "hey sorry i was...", she feels bad that she was not able to IMMIDEATLEY respond to your txt so she feels the need to apologize. This means that you are def on her mind and have some importance to her. Also, if you send a txt and get no response, dont send 3 more txts being like 'hey did you get that blah blah blah i look desperate blah blah blah ". One txt, One phone call and NEVER MORE.

If you are not getting a good vibe from this girl and she shooting down your requests, move on. There are 1249350983495834 more bitches out there that are dying to bump uglies with you so sac up, get over being rejected and find the next fish to fry.

 
What does it mean when you SO is constantly doubting your relationship, not doubting that it's healthy or that you both are happy, but constantly threatening to end it. Or saying things like "you'd be so much better off without me" or threatening to move out but only when the shit is hitting the fan, next day it's all smiles and I'm sorry for being crazy and such. I just feel like if she's willing to threaten or not find a compromise then it means she really has no faith in the relationship.
 
Threats in relationships of that nature are usually benign and most likely an over compensation for some insecurities she has. Whether those insecurities are internal and related to an issue that she has been dealing with for a while, or they reside with something you may be doing in reaction to a subtle change that you have picked up on in her actions is something you need to figure out. Most likely there are some trust issues that need to be resolved. Sitting down with her in a completely calm manner and remaining calm is the best way to get this to the surface. And remember that sometimes its just better to bite your tongue then have the last word.
 
One of my Professors once showed me a mock drawing some guy made of a males brain compared to a females brain when it comes to thought process and overall 'wiring'. What he used to illustrate this was street maps. For the men he used a street map of Anchorage, Alaska and a map of New York city for females.
 
haha good analogy,

Alright i have one more question, what do you do if you have been talking to a girl, and you know she is playing hard to get. In my case her friend told me so.
 
Wait for the right moment and be aggressive. Like if your at a party together, and shes flirting with you a bit and then walks away or keeps doing the same shit shes doing, wait for a good moment pull her aside, and kiss the girl. You'll be amazed how fast she reacts to this and lets down her barriers.

If you really did get that info from her friend your golden.

Info from friends = go time from you
 
I'm sorry, a "Couples Therapist" is the most stupid occupation I've ever heard of. There's a reason it's called a "couple", it should only involve TWO people.

If it's not working, break up. Doesn't take a PhD to figure that out.
 
That sounded mean. So just for clarification... I think family therapy is awesome and a lot of families really need that. I just don't think anyone should intervene in other people's relationships. But then again I am in a very committed and extremely happy relationship of two years. I just think when it's not working people need to not be pussies and break up. Life's hard, but clearly they'll be happier with someone else.
 
I find that a lot of people break up before they even try to work out their problems. Or the actual underlying cause of the problem is never brought to the surface. That's where a therapist could come in handy; to perhaps unearth the underlying cause.

But then again, I am in a very committed and extremely happy relationship of nearly two years (will be two in February).
 
my stepsister married an unemployed 42 year old douchebag to get back at her mom.. I'm not sure why because she and her husband won't talk to anyone about it!
 
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Is it normal for me to be able to completely suppress all want for a girlfriend to the point where I never think about it so I can ski every/most days of the season without interruption?
 
That's true, never looked at it that way, I'll give you that. But I almost think at that point it's a personal problem with one or both of them. I'm definitely not the chatter box or the sensitive one in my relationship, but when I have an issue I know how to talk about how I'm feeling.

I guess I just feel like there are so many fish in the sea, if it's not working, clearly it's not meant to be... go find another fish. But like I said, I'm not the sensitive one in my relationship. HA! =p
 
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