Pro Skier Sluts

they're called pro hos

Like a virgin on prom night

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

You A-hole
 
yea man it pisses me off too! spong REALLY needs to tone it down a few nothces.

-Joel

~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~
Capital City Rider, DFP
Silent Army

'Everybody calls me a zero. But I'm an internet hero.'
 
dude wtf happend

"100 % columbian, ladies and gentlemen, disco shit"

"you think you can do this to me? You mothafuckers will be playing basketball in pelican bay, when i get finished with you. Shoe program nigga, 23 hour lockdown. Im the man up in this piece
 
I think he means guy pro skiers who are sluts.

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'Chief Heavily Whipped? Yeah guy, THAT's a name to be proud of...'

'Amy, are your ears cold? Your ice is looking icier than usual...' -Turpin
 
Jiggawho?

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

*bowing in humble awe of your mistique*-almostaskiier

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.
 
shut up already, your life is pointless and gay, kill yourself do us a favor.

BATTLE RIDGE PRODUCTIONS

your steeze is like the antithesis of the gangsta-tanner-gorillasteeze junk... the type of skiing that says "Fuck groomed parks and rails, rip big mountain lines and throw backflips off everything-J.D. May
 
man-ginas

"i wish there were real 'gangstas' in skiing so they could 'bust a cap' in all you rich white kids' asses."-CitrusVanilla
 
i bet they took on a trsin from tanner and CR and who knows whol else, that makes a pro hoe

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C'mon out Bart, It's windy
 
i dont see how spong... a 14 year old asian kid who is very chill and quiet can become a "slut"?

CHEESE CAKE - COMING 2005!!!
 
^ cause hes asian.

all asians like the cack

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check it. i grew up a fuckin screw up, got introduced to the game, got a ounce, and fuckin blew up.
 
dude that would be so amazing, i would die from the magnatude of that situation

"i wish there were real 'gangstas' in skiing so they could 'bust a cap' in all you rich white kids' asses."-CitrusVanilla
 
i think if anyone experienced it, some kind of explosion or ocuard happening would go down

"i wish there were real 'gangstas' in skiing so they could 'bust a cap' in all you rich white kids' asses."-CitrusVanilla
 
^ no i didn't. she wasn't invited. oh shit. you know who i did leave out though. the olsen twins. here is the list of my orgy-

battersby

leskinen

cummings

burke

mary-kate

ashley

 
add lindasy and paris hilton then ur set

"i wish there were real 'gangstas' in skiing so they could 'bust a cap' in all you rich white kids' asses."-CitrusVanilla
 
i am suprised you didn't say michelle parker, shes tiny blonde

Member # 1787

'this kids a total tool.... the only reason he gets to 'ski, skate and blaze cron with josh and tj' are bc they make him suck their cocks for companionship on the slopes..'
- ATLANTASKI
 
o well , im sure if that orgy actualy happen the world would end

"i wish there were real 'gangstas' in skiing so they could 'bust a cap' in all you rich white kids' asses."-CitrusVanilla
 
tiny and a blonde*

Member # 1787

'this kids a total tool.... the only reason he gets to 'ski, skate and blaze cron with josh and tj' are bc they make him suck their cocks for companionship on the slopes..'
- ATLANTASKI
 
hahahah. it would be great if one of them saw this

Even the best fall down sometimes.

Even the wrong words seem to rhyme.

Out of the doubt that fills my mind,

I somehow found you and I collide.

Howie Day
 
They will. People don't always seem to get it... this industry isn't very large.

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When the truth is, I miss you.

Yeah the truth is, that I miss you so.

And I�'m tired...

I should not have let you go.
 
ok............ crazy thread i tell you what burke can be my pro hoe any day she wants

'kevin whyed nils pull you out?' 'Cuz i was touchin bitches.' 'No seriously why did he put scott in for you.' 'Scott doesn't touch bitches.'

Viva Candide
 
If I was a pro skier I'd be the biggest slut ever.

Hunter S Thompson RIP 1939-2005

My heroes don't appear on no stamps.

Our greatest glory consists not in never falling. But in rising every time we fall.

 
thats ony gigantic orgy. but yes you did forget michelle parker, shes hot too

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-Jon

go
to jibij
 
I saw a kid at my hill wearing a tee shirt which said : If you're a Hoe IM A PRO!!!

haha I giggled

I like them short, I like them fat.
I dont care I lay them on their back! ---------Wiener freestylin in the chairlif

 
why is it whenever my friends go to sweden they return with stories of beautiful women, bounty, and tonnes of booty. its one big orgy

its like all they do is screw in sweden

work to live...not live to work.

work to ski...but only if you ski to work. The simple equation to skibumming 101

...i didnt do it

 
michelle parker is my type, I really hope she sends me a message some day, *sigh*

Like a virgin on prom night

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

You A-hole
 
^plug away, hes not stoppin ya

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-------------------------------- Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
 
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