Prehensile Penis?

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Cooldude

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So I was in the bathroom today and I was wondering what it would be like to have a prehensile penis. You know, like a monkey's tail, able to grab shit and stuff.

Anywho, this thread is for those random thoughts that you have. Feel free to share your contributions.

 
well you would need a bone first and then it would work

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-------------------------------- Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
 
sex would probaly get alot alot kinkier.

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

.C.C.R..P.P.P.

'naahhmahhnahh

hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'

"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"

"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"

 
You could scratch your back more easily, and in the shower even pee on your back more easily, oooh , it could be very soothing.

Hummingbird style: 70 times in one second.

Does Crichton smoke? Does a bear shit in the woods? -Rex
 
how that would be great.

i want a monkey tail sugiclly attache to my ass, that would be pimp

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sounds painful

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put on whatever makes you attractive

if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion

your friends like a certain you

that's who you've got to be
 
I think elephants have these types of cocks. Unfortunately in grade 11 bio, my teacher had us watch an animal sex documentary. The elephants had huge wangs and they moved em toward the females box like a snake. It was kinda weird... and they also would blow their load on a rock to attract the females. Man elephants are odd.

'I like long walks on the beach...sipping champagne by the fire...gutting dear... (Tweaks_Rock_me)

"Silly faggot, dicks are for chicks." (Skierman)
 
I thought I was the only one who cracked one off on stones to bring the chicks in...

Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!

 
that would be so sick then if you were co ordinated enough you could use it in class when you had to take alot of notes...copy out one paragraph with ur hand while doing the one beneath with ur wang that would make note taking so much more efficient

If I tried that my kingpin would get stuck in one of the holes and id fly 357 degrees celcius and die- Mat(Deafboy)
 
wow.......holy shit

you could like.....wow

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This is the llama. I have your cub. You must protect her, but that will be expensive. 500 colonuts, wrapped in brown paper. Midnight, behind the box.

I'll be the hiena, you'll see.

-llama

 
haha of all the things you could possibly do you think of takin notes in class.

my friend told me he punches one out into his hand and throws it (load) at his chicks face and yells "yahtzee!" no lie.-couchskier

is sucking your own dick considered masturbation or self inflicted fellatio?

who else but Lat^

*NS Skateboarders*
 
just as many bones as in a trunk of an elephant right?

volkl karma: it's the sickest thing to ever happen to skiing

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Aha I was about to link you to this thread for the lulz. And you've had the same sig for 5 years, now that's committment.
 
Well, it WAS from Rex Thomas posting in a thread about DC so I had to grab it fast! And I believe I've had it since 2003 too... Wow.
 
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