Pre-Season Rail Jam?

MrJesseHealy

MrJesseHealy

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I remember people talkin about doing this last year. During the festival or what ever. We gonna try and make it happen this year?
 
Yeah yeah yeah yeah. Let's get this shit going though, seriously. Are there any festivals or something coming up? I'm sure if Bristol is too gay to do it, we could always ask like Hunt Hollow or something.
 
i think i BS'ed this pretty well...

Hello,

I

have been thinking about this idea for a few years know, but have never

done anything to put it into action. Prior to the winter season, I

think a pre-season rail jam sponsored by local shops and whoever is

interested, would really get young skiers and snowboarders excited

about the upcoming season. The rail jam could take place either at

Bristol or at an upcoming festival (ex. Naples Grape Festival). The

rails used would be from the Bristol park and the snow would be

obtained from local ice rinks. I know a large group of skiers and

snowboarders who would be very interested in this. Myself and others

would be more than happy to help out with anything you need if you are

willing to pursue this event.

Thank you for your time,

Spencer

 
That was cute. Mine would read:

Yo nukkaaa,

Son, dis seezon me and mah brahs be thinking bout havin a jam before da seezon starts, yadadamean? Put som of yo rals up at da grape fest and we got dat shit hoppin fo sho. We be gettin dat frozen Htwo0 from da loCAL ice rinkz, ya digg.

Right back NIGGUHH,

Sincerely,

Brandon James Thomson NIGGA
 
^that would definitely get dan fullers attention...

if bristol decides to write back and is somewhat interested (highly unlikely) ill call ski company or something and use some of brandon's people skills to force them to sponsor it...
 
I edited and reviewed that for you Spencer. Sorry but I had to make some changes.

Mah niggas at Bristol,

I've been sketchin dis for a cuple years now, but I be too lazy to get off my black ass and do nuffin about it, ya herd me hoe?. Before I freez mah black ass off dis winter, me and da c crew are gonna be breakin into yo joint and bakin some pretzels. We gonna force sum ski shopz to hook us up, and if niggas don't comply, we gonna shoot up the place. Dis would get all da gapers pumped up for da upcomin season when they'll actually be able to go pizza around da obsticle course. Da rail jam is goin down at Bristol or da Nipple Rape Festival. We be takin yo shottys, and havin da niggas haul them down from da park. And da white stuff, well, let me take curr of dat mahself. I kno dat all mah niggas wanna grind up in there. I could bust my hoes out to do work to get dis all up 'n runnin when we bust a drive by when you don't wanna let us party up in thurr.

Thanks fo yo time and lettin me bust a rhyme bitches,

Spancerized
 
That's because we can get away with it in skiing overall. You go to Bristol and all you'll find is white ass (no homo) kids who dress like they're black because we can get away with it. Except for when there's 2 black people at the hill that day and everyone has to pull their pants up and tuck their 4XL fake Bape in.

Although... there were those amish people there this year...
 
Pretty sure I'm the only kid at Bristol with a BAPE hoodie and i'm also pretty sure I never tucked it in for no negro.
 
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