Pre-flight panicking

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I am so excited to go on vacation with my lovely family but I can't sleep because I am anticipating the flight too much. I have never been on an airplane and am extremely nervous.

Linda attempted to caress me this evening and told me everything was going to be OK but I am just extremely ancy and nervous. What if the airplane crashes and we never make it to our destination? What if a terror suspect attacks the Pilot? So many reasonable devestating variables are prevelent on commuter aircraft. I'm so nervous, I am second guessing getting on the plane...

 
please get on the plane. maybe it will crash, but you wont die. you will just be stranded on a tropical island and never be able to post on ns again.

"i'll nosepress your box if you lipslide my rail"

 
I'm going to miss oscar too, I hope Jodi takes good care of him so that oscar and seymore avoid confrontational conflicts.

Like they say, two differant breeds of dog mix like oil and water, unless they are labradors and german shepards.

 
Maybe I will just go for it, thank you for the advice- this is factual that I only live once- I admire your compassionate advice

I think you definitly helped ease some tension, I think I will try sleeping, I feel a little more comfortable - thanks again younglin

 
I don't know about any of you, but i'm starting to think that nantucket is the real thing...

"You know, I'm sick of following my dreams man. I'm just gonna ask them where they're going, and hook up with them later."

R.I.P. Mitch Hedberg
 
way to spell PANICING

whats up now bitch

"i'm sure 99% of this site knows that jon gets laid more than 99% of this site." strode420

high north session 2
 
^uhh, i think he's right homeslice

"You know, I'm sick of following my dreams man. I'm just gonna ask them where they're going, and hook up with them later."

R.I.P. Mitch Hedberg
 
yeah those pictures are pretty good.

Jeremy

There's plenty of room for all of God's creatures. Right next to the mashed potatoes.

I'd rather be rich than stupid.
 
when is he leaving? i want to wish him good luck

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put on whatever makes you attractive

if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion

your friends like a certain you

that's who you've got to be
 
so ur pretty much saying you've never been off of Natucket, u do realize that is an islands right and there only about 2 Ferry's form it u can bring u car on 1, n if u can tell me which 1 that is ill give u a point of believabilty (if thats a word)

East Coast.
 
If you get on that plane. You will die. The terrorists will get you. The media tells me there is nothing you can do about it.

It is no longer safer to fly than it is to drive. Those statistics were always wrong. The terrorists will get you. They are everywhere.

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

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'naahhmahhnahh

hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'

"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"

"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"

 
actually you can take it on more than 1. The fast ferry takes cars, and the highline ferry co. takes cars too, and it has like 3 boats.

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Ski. Eat. Sex. Sleep. Ski. What else is there?

Dude, joke's totally on them, you should make a t-shirt that says 'all you fools suck' and on the back it can say 'I rule coz T-dawg said so' and yeah, you'll be rockin it shibby, new steeze brah, wikkid! ~PhattTim

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*Northeast*
 
HEEY! Nantucket, my good friend. I thought I ran you off this site a while ago with the burning truth about your wife hardcore fucking atlantaski in a cheap motel. Ya, you remember. You know why "linda penicular sinda" as she is often called, got that new tat, and wasn't around for your latest cross country adventures.

'Its pretty sad when your penis is longer than the amount of air these little kids are bragging about.'

Thisangelicrage: "i would do jon olson"
 
Just remember that the reason linda is only caressing you and is not giving you any of the goods is because she's tired from giving all 60,000 members on the site a steady go at 'er

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