Pranks to pull on adminstration at school

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cjgncjgn

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anyone kno any good ones?(that wont get me expelled)

STFU and ski

"how about a jib for the mentally unstable aswell. maybe a picture of a kid with down syndrome on a box"-anathema

Peace

CJGN

 
im pissed this year my school is finally cracking down on senior pranks. im so pissed ive been looking forward to this for 4 years. if anyone does anything we lose our senior week

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weezerskier: i dont smoke but the kids who do are really good

SEEK AND DESTROY

 
pull the fire alarm. A friend of mine did this one time, it was so funny the fire department came and every thing, they didnt even care they loved visiting our school. Its full proof theres no way you can get in trouble

coz it's easy once you know how it's done

you can't stop now

it's already begun

you feel it

running through your bones

and you jerk it out

jerk it out

 
kid at my school accidentally pulled the fire alarm, i watched him slip leaning agains the wall and he tripped it. and he got suspended for a week, how lame is that

Turtle: Look at you Mr. Beg for pussy on promnight.

Eric: Yea Turtle, I was begging my girlfriend, you were begging a 40 dollar hooker who declined your mother's credit card.-Entourage

 
like in kenan and kel fill the principles office with pudding

Kenan and Kel Cult Represent

further more kenan and kel cult kicks ass-d4n33n4d

 
No waym, that kid at my school was rewarded with a vacation...

coz it's easy once you know how it's done

you can't stop now

it's already begun

you feel it

running through your bones

and you jerk it out

jerk it out

 
at my school when we would have to do pull ups the fire alarm was near it and kids would try to kick it and make it look like the were trying to do pull ups and then one time some kid hit it with his foot and it went off haha, now they have like a plastic cover over it

Kenan and Kel Cult Represent

further more kenan and kel cult kicks ass-d4n33n4d

 
steal 5 piglets, and lael them 1,2,3,4,5,7. then, grease them up with vasaline, then set them loose in the school. everyone will be like, where's number 6?

V-TOWN Bitches!
 
take apart a car, and then take all the pieces in the school office and put the car back together......That would be so funny, but nearly impossible

coz it's easy once you know how it's done

you can't stop now

it's already begun

you feel it

running through your bones

and you jerk it out

jerk it out

 
jump your bike off the roof of the school administration building, its pretty fun you should try it.

-kulpy-

vincepru-"i jibbed a car in a parking lot yester day and the bumper fell off, then i ran."
 
pulling the alarm is stupid. it happens monthly at my school.

A LESSON FROM A HARDCORE SMOKER:

if your really hardcore you can just smoke out of your hands. make a loose fist but keep your fingers together and pack the entire empty space in the middle with herb. then open up your pinky finger enough so that the herb doesnt fall out but you can light it. then just breath in from the top hole and ull get mad respect -eastar5

 
i was just listening to that song in afterbang. what a coincidence. (referring to signature)

A LESSON FROM A HARDCORE SMOKER:

if your really hardcore you can just smoke out of your hands. make a loose fist but keep your fingers together and pack the entire empty space in the middle with herb. then open up your pinky finger enough so that the herb doesnt fall out but you can light it. then just breath in from the top hole and ull get mad respect -eastar5

 
release a barage of chickens into the school

-CCR-

"listen trebec, ive lost five years of my life trying to invent an anal bum cover, failing to do so remains as my greatest regret."

--sean connery
 
pour powdered mashed potatoes or jello all over, then when they try to mop it up or use the buffer or something, it will all turn into jello or mashed potatoes

-------Numbers have dehumanized us. Over breakfast coffee we read of 40,000 American dead in Vietnam. Instead of vomiting, we reach for the toast. Our morning rush through crowded streets is not to cry murder but to hit that trough before somebody else gobbles our share.----------------------------------D
alton Trumbo, 1970

 
buy some silicone spray and just spray all the corners in the hall so people slip when taking corners.

or send the admin a envelope full of flour can you say anhtax hahahha just kidding.

but really, cover teachers cars in bird seed so the brids take craps all over the parking lot

word

sick guy, yo guy yesterday guy, some g tried to jack me guy, cause yo i was selling him some budz, guy, and yo guy... i busted out ma nine and shit guy he was packing heat to guy, mad gun fight guy-
G-Dawg
 
thats an awsome idea with the birdseed, you can also put condoms on the tail pipes of peoples cars

Your Toughtest Competitor Lives in Your Head. Some days his name is Fear. Or Doubt. Or Gravity. Stomp his Ass

Your Toughtest Competitor Lives in Your Head. Some days his name is Fear. Or Doubt. Or Gravity. Stomp his Ass

I AM CANADIAN!!!

 
freeze one to two cans of shaving cream, cut out the bottom, pull out content, toss in desired area, and watch it expand

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'm so mad that bhill kicked me off the team!!!11!1one!!!11!!1eleventyone!1

Just ski.
 
not really on the administration but,

so at my school they sell those little cups of ramen noodles and a crapload of people eat them for lunch everyday. theres a hot water dispenser where everyone fills their ramen things up so me and my friend were thinking of putting a large of amount of powdered drink concentrate in the hot water thing

 
you need six piglets

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It aint me, it aint me, I aint no senators soOOonnN, it aint me, it aint meEEE, I aint no fortunate oOONNE
 
WORST ADVICE EVER!

To love the times we have
To like what makes us sad
To live when others die
To lose and say goodbye
To last until our moment comes
 
Any animals are good. You can also hide rancid meat everywhere...or just watch fight club...

To love the times we have
To like what makes us sad
To live when others die
To lose and say goodbye
To last until our moment comes
 
A good way to start a fire alarm(it happened in our school) is to light a birthday cake close to one of the smoke detectors. A prank, though would be to take control of the annoucements or something...

Gravity sucks

'Weighing in at only 125 lbs, I could easily bench double my weight as a senior in H.S.; maxing out at an outstanding 245 lbs. I still had the build of a small person.' - d-loc

"I only drink on 2 occasions. When I'm thirsty, and when I'm not."
 
At my school we have giant paintings of various sports shilloetes (sp)? and for a senior "prank" they coverde one of them with a shilloete of a guy doing a beer bong, classic.

"hey guys, i brought brownies!" "They got weed in 'em?"
 
Somebody superglued a teachers door closed, then they put super glue into the key locks, so nobody could get into her class.

NS Skateboarders!

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WEEE I'm Special!!
 
crack an egg in the ventilation passageways and wait a couple days. some sort of roadkill would actually work best, or some type of meat.

a good friend is the guy who bails you out of jail...
a best friend is the guy on your right saying, 'damn that was fun'
 
release wild rabid animals in the classrooms, or lock the doors and toss like a gillion red ants inside, or chain all of the teachers cars together with a really thick chain.

 
make a giant wall of legos that are super-glued together in each hallway

or bring some cows up to the top floor of your school cuz cows go upstairs but will not go down stairs so it will be verrrrr hard to get them out of the schoool

wu-tang clan ain't nothing to fuck with
 
at our school 2 years ago some kids released a couple douzen mice and a few hundred crickets into the cafeteria and got homecoming cancelled.

this year some kids released 5 or 6 live chickens in the hallways which is pretty impressive when you think about how they got them in the school. nothing has happened so far as in actions taken against the scenior class.

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I intend to live forever, so far so good

If you were touched by an angel call the police.
 
Pack some fish in some ice and put it in a vent in the office. It'll smell a day or two after and they won't know where it's coming from.

 
Drive a moped through the school, a friend of mine did it and was able to get away with it. But then a week later he came back while people were writing exams and blew a air horn and was expelled and wasn't allowed to write the exams.

-Ryan
 
i heard about a prank when some kids put a bomb through the windows of a chemistry room at night and it blew up almost a third of the school and killed three janitors. supposedly on their trial in defense of their actions they said "yeah seniors 96!!"

 
one year the seniors let a pig go in the school. they greased its feet so it wouldnt go crazy, well then it hid in the corner peed everywhere and had a heart attack and died

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put on whatever makes you attractive

if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion

your friends like a certain you

that's who you've got to be
 
That happened today, it's not even a prank anymore, it just happens, alot. Fire department and all. No one takes fire drills serious and just walks out talking and listeing to music.

Stay Classy Newschoolers
 
we had a bad one last year.... and all the teachers were soo pissed!! the seniors hated the freshman class so in the freshmen hallway they poured skunk oil all over..... there were little puddles of it, you could smell the skunk oil like 50 feet from the school when you were walkin in..... bad prank cause they had to suffer with the smell too....

 
hahaha thats great

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Representin the 518

"I took the bullets out of fifty and put them in my fo five."

LINE KICKS ASS
 
did he come back on the moped the second time?

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Representin the 518

"I took the bullets out of fifty and put them in my fo five."

LINE KICKS ASS
 
me and a few of my friends built a big jump in the back of our scool and took a pic of my friend doing a backflip and then sent it to the all of the deans and principals cuz we were bored

"100 % columbian, ladies and gentlemen, disco shit"

johnnys in the basement mixing up the medicine, im on the pavement thinkin bout the goverment

johnny likes skinny girls but never turns down a fatty

 
some of these are redicously stupid, the bird feeder was good tho n also some others, let crickets out all ova the school (works betta in some1s dorm or somthin) be careful with animal pranks cause they can get u for some really stupid laws, fire alarm is jsut gay dont be such a pussy it happens all the time

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-Ryan

breaking up with a boyfriend in your case due to his flacid penis and your shrivled up vag is like a old couple breaking up becuase the old woman doesnt want to go to bingo on saturday night and the old man does. its simply nonsense-EastCoastAR5

 
in our school, they have 4 plasma big screen tvs in the cafeteria and 4 more in the lobby that just have announcements and upcomming shit on them all day. my friends and i r thinking about getting some porn up there next year when we're seniors

the gunshot holds no fear
 
Cement Kegs in front of the doors.

One year i heard about how these kids paper macheted a 15-20 penis and hung it off the building. Funny stuff.

RIDE 7FOLD POLES !
 
milk and eges in the vents will work well if the senior class gets out before the under class men. or you could put globes vasoline on alll the windows when they try to wipe it off they will just spread it around and have to use a razor blade to get it off or replace all the windows. or you could strech fishing line (high test) at difernt hieght in incriments trough all the hallways would make for a funny sceen in the morning some silicon on the floor near the fishing line would make it funnier. strech cling wrap over all the toilets thats a good one

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that's a really cool idea.

we aknow how to open the overhead projector, so we are gonna put som fish inside.

your father is a sick fuck for taking pictures of his daughter in a bikini and your grandma is a slut for being so close to breast like that. i bet shes thinking ' mmmm my granddaugther sure does have nice breasts, so firm and perky but too bad they dont beat mine cuz mine hang down to my knees and when im standing naked it looks like i have 2 sets of arms' - Lateralis
 
Funniest one I saw at my school was when someone got a hold of the big book that had everyone's lock combinations in it and they switched all the locks around to different lockers so no one could get into their lockers.

 
if you had 5 pigs, and they were numbered 1,2,3,4,5,7, all you would have is one pig with two numbers painted on it. that wouldnt be confusing at all.

i reccomend sneaking into the principal's office and downloading a bunch of kiddie porn, then send a tip into the police. that would be funny.

mark

one good thing about music, when it hits you feel no pain
 
If you want to do something that won't get you expelled easily, just buy numerous amounts of alarm clocks, set them roughly around the same time, and hide them everywhere in the school. At 10 second intervals for example, they would go off one at a time.

Our last senior "prank" was just a food fight, that ended up absolutely destroying our cafeteria. Someone brought in food from the restaurant they work at, and the stains are still everywhere.

Here Comes A Special Boy!
 
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