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14334048:pinkcamo1000 said:
whats up. Tyler here. I just want to you know that every time I click into my MADE IN AMERICA ON3P SKIS, the star spangled banned rings out in the background. These skis are so fucking badass dude. I can ski through anything. I can ski through molten lava. Yes, I ski at Bridger Bowl. The locals at bridger are so sick at skiing, they are better than most pros. I could probably be pro but I ski too fucking fast to film. This one time I dropped at huge fucking cliff and landed on a rock, and the rock split in half because my skis made with bald eagle blood are so fucking durable. No, I don't skateboard in the summer. I go to the gym and do SQUATS and DEADLIFTS so I can drop huge fucking cliffs all winter. Yes, I am a mod on newschoolers.com. No I don't have a girlfriend, she was tired of hearing about my MADE IN AMERICA ON3P SKIS. Making skis is really fucking hard, did you know that?? I know everything about skis. Everybody on niche ski websites thinks I'm cool.
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GOLD
 
14334837:pinkcamo1000 said:
Me: approaching the front of the sugarloaf singles line

some dude on the other side of the line:

YEAH IM FROM VIRGINIA BUT I GREW UP SKIING AT ALTA!!

Me: I really gotta get back to wildcat man
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was at a concert in SLC the other week talking to my bro who is a RIPPING Alta skier and way better than me.

I was laughing w my buddy who I hadn't seen in a while and I happen to jokingly say "Bro Alta is flat" at the exact moment that the music cut out, the lights went on, and the venue went silent.

god you would've thought I had just murdered a puppy on stage and ate its still beating heart.

A couple older bros wearing camo Alta tees looked at me with tears glistening in their eyes and an angry mob of university students tried to cancel me while shouting "you just wish you could be a part of this community, in your Dreams!" Guess that's what I deserve for being such a hater.

I walked out of the BYOB venue shockingly sober for how hard I was rolling and watched crackheads throw trash at each other.

Ahhhhh Salt Lake CIty, Paris of the west. Beautiful in Autumn.
 
14333953:NightFantasies said:
Armada is above criticism change my mind.
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* Some idiot who just watched slope-style joins the chat just to say armada has shitty bases that are slow af*
 
14339148:Nixx said:
* Some idiot who just watched slope-style joins the chat just to say armada has shitty bases that are slow af*
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i hate that 4chan nazi guy and love armada but they have downgraded the bases on a lot of their skis in the past few years, it drives me nuts
 
14340544:SofaKingSick said:
i hate that 4chan nazi guy and love armada but they have downgraded the bases on a lot of their skis in the past few years, it drives me nuts
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I heard the same, armada wanted to cut the costs down even though most ppl buying skis would pay alittle extra to have way better bases. I heard it was like a 10-20 dollar difference between the bases they use vs the ones they could of upgraded it to. I’ve never ridden armadas but from what I heard, some of the people who have been freaking out about it are over exaggerating it, but that would also drive me nuts if it’s only a 20 dollar difference.
 
14340672:Nixx said:
I heard the same, armada wanted to cut the costs down even though most ppl buying skis would pay alittle extra to have way better bases. I heard it was like a 10-20 dollar difference between the bases they use vs the ones they could of upgraded it to. I’ve never ridden armadas but from what I heard, some of the people who have been freaking out about it are over exaggerating it, but that would also drive me nuts if it’s only a 20 dollar difference.
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yeah it's not the end of the world but like you said, i 100% would pay more for the faster base, i have no interest in missing out on glide on cat tracks or at the bottom of stuff esp since i like traversing and exploring

also, i've had lots of armadas over the years including several pairs of ARVs. then i got the arv 96 ti which is supposed to be the arv96 but with titanal and it's marketed as a premium ski, so them having a WORSE base than the "normal" ARVs i've had over the years was just like...what are you doing...

i'm very understanding that people need to stay in the black but it's annoying to buy a premium ski and get shitty bases on it. my next skis will not be armadas because of this which is too bad
 
14337280:mikemac said:
was at a concert in SLC the other week talking to my bro who is a RIPPING Alta skier and way better than me.

I was laughing w my buddy who I hadn't seen in a while and I happen to jokingly say "Bro Alta is flat" at the exact moment that the music cut out, the lights went on, and the venue went silent.

god you would've thought I had just murdered a puppy on stage and ate its still beating heart.

A couple older bros wearing camo Alta tees looked at me with tears glistening in their eyes and an angry mob of university students tried to cancel me while shouting "you just wish you could be a part of this community, in your Dreams!" Guess that's what I deserve for being such a hater.

I walked out of the BYOB venue shockingly sober for how hard I was rolling and watched crackheads throw trash at each other.

Ahhhhh Salt Lake CIty, Paris of the west. Beautiful in Autumn.
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You should have just shrugged your shoulders and said, "I ski Snowbird..." and walked off like a boss.
 
14340727:SuspiciousFish said:
You should have just shrugged your shoulders and said, "I ski Snowbird..." and walked off like a boss.
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I looked those communist nerds right in the eye and said “I only ski Jackson Hole”
 
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