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you know what changes people? Time-out. Yup, just like what you use with kids....well a little different. See with kids its pretty simple, they do something unacceptable and for punishment you take away what they want to do most; play. As they sit there and watch others play, they have to think about what it is they did to deserve missing out. Its a pretty effective behavior modifier. Turns out, it works with grown ups too.

See for the better part of two and a half years, I did pretty shitty things. Over and over again, time after time, I disappointed you with the choices I made. But you stuck with me, unwilling to throw away love. I wasnt all bad either, I did good things, and showed you from time to time how I loved you but my actions continued to show a different story. Finally, you gave up and made your stand. Despite having no less than a dozen things that should have been a wake up call for me, nothing was. Just like that you were gone. Just like that I finally understood. Through all the tears and heartbreak, I began to see what I had done wrong. Going home and seeing my brother, sister and mom, seeing the horrible life choices they continued to make, I realized that I was looking in a mirror. That was probably the single most difficult thing to come to terms with in my life. But something was different now. I saw that stuff, I looked back on what I had done during our relationship and I hated it. I absolutely despised it with a passion that had not previously existed in me. I couldnt take it, it was eating me up, in fact it still eats me up. Over the past 11 months I have gone in a completely different direction in my life, changing everything that disgusted me about my prior self. I can honestly now say that Im proud of who I am now, and where Im going. Timeout has changed me. What I want to do most in this world is love you, but thats out of the question. The time ive spent 'sitting in the corner' thinking about why I cant love you, be there for you, hug you, kiss you, has fundamentally changed me as a person and where I am going in life and what my goals are. Chances are, I wont ever get to love you again. I suppose you never know, and maybe im just cynical but i just have that sort of gut feeling. Regardless of whether our paths cross again, I will always love you because of the tremendous positive effect youve had on my life, more than family, friends or anyone else. Love you Ashley, ill always be around the bend if you ever want my love again.
 
i was led on for a little while, hes been in love with this girl since freshman year of hs and she doesnt want to date him, he wont get the fuck over it, broke up with me. got back together after it was all a mistake. were happy for a few months OH HOLD THE FUCK UP, hes still in love with her. he thinks he'll actually convince her. it'll never happen. and then he'll come running back to me, not gonna fackin happen brah.
 
I don't hate school. I just hate everyone that goes to my school. That's all. And the building. And the waking up part. I seriously want 9:00 to 4:15 school hours.

 
Because when there's no chance of you being together (bc he has a gf) it's really easy for a guy to talk to girls. But the single guys who actually want to get with you are hiding silently in the back.
 
That roughing the passer call on Earl Thomas was a load of crap. What was he supposed to do? You can't help where you fall once you're in the air.

The rule was made for intentional contact. Refs should really weigh the significance any given call will have on the game-- for instance, if holding has no effect whatsoever on the play, don't call it. If your roughing the passer call is arguable, and calling it will completely change the outcome of the game-- don't call it. If you're going to make a call that is a huge game changer, it should be without a doubt the correct call, and personal fouls should be reviewable.
 
I wanna talk to Samson! Fly me to the moon like that bitch Alice Kramden! 'Cause it's hard being black and gifted! Sometimes I wanna throw it all down and get lifted!
 
Friend confessed his love of me to my sister. sister told me.

Last night we were watching walking dead. He took an uncomfortably gassy/loud shit.

He has been forever friendzoned. He touched my shoulder and I cringed. He has messaged me twice. I can't fucking deal.
 
There you go problem solved unless you misjudged how much you needed to go. Then it gets awkward.
 
It gets worse with time too, just sitting there peeing into it and you're all scared telling yourself "Please finish, please dear God be done" and then boom overflowing, everywhere. Now every time I'm needing to do that all those bad memories come flooding back and I get a little scared and almost pee myself there.
 
Worst part is when I did it it was in the back of my friends car because he wouldn't stop. Thats why I always get the 32 oz ones now haha
 
God, no one at my school can park a damned car to save their lives. Holy shit, it's not that hard to get it in between the lines. Not half on the fucking sidewalk and halfway into the other lane. Perfectly in between the lines. Christ.
 
If one more person posts a wall of text disclaimer status on facebook, THAT CLEARLY MEANS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING, Im gonna freak out mannnnnn.
 
hahaha you really think that by posting a silly disclaimer on THEIR website which THEY own everything you publish will keep them from doing anything? go check out facebooks privacy policy page and check back when your more educated.
 
Sorry, Im too used to arguing with incompetent people of facebook who are certain that their publishings on facebook are now saved due to a lengthy status update.

 
Soooooo, is it impossible for you to ever have a serious relationship/marriage because the second he takes a nasty shit/fart and you hear/smell it you'll instantly be unattracted to him?

I mean, girls take nasty shits too, we're not immune.
 
I'm lost here, so you friendzoned him because he confessed feelings? or because he performed a natural bodily function?

you sound like a bitch.
 
the way i read it was they were friends, who she did not have feelings for, said friend confessed his love for her to her sister, she found out, and does not have feelings for him despite his confession of love? the aforementioned expulsion of methane therefore only worsened the situation, by her being off put by the smell in addition to her knowing of his feelings for her, and explain the cringing because of the touching.

if that makes sense to anyone else, please tell me, because i still dont fully understand what i just wrote either
 
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