My roommate left to go bang a girl at 1am this morning, and told me he'd be done in an hour and a half. I came back at 2:30, and he's pacing around the house alone waiting for her to get there. He never told me what his plan was, which apparently was to be a scumbag, so I got 3 hours of sleep on the couch and now have to go to work. I'm going to give him worms or something, goddamnit.