Post in here if you want to throw your roomate out a 16 story window.

i have all you beat i have a fat motherfucker of a roommate that never does his fucking dishes and just leaves them in the goddamn sink, then complains to us about some bullshit mess around the house that my roommates and i supposedly made, he also controls the only thermostat in his room and because he is such a fat fuck he keeps it at like 65 so the rest of the normal people in the house without a 6 inch layer of blubber freeze to death the whole time, and he has weird fucking nerd friends that come over to watch anime and dye their hair and shit, and the last and final thing is he parks his fucking car right at the entrance to the driveway so whenever i try to back out i can barely squeeze by his car, goddamnit i hate him
 
^hahaha what a dipshit.

and my roomates awesome. ive lived with him for 18 years so we get along pretty well.
 
fuckin right. i hate mine. hes a fucking little rat who blares his shitty rap playlist (i like certain hip hop but this is some shitty stuff and he hasnt listened to new songs in months), is a dirty fuck, talks non stop wirth the most annoying vocabulary ever, thinks hes hot shit even though everyone thinks hes a creep, and has some breathing problem where he breathes really fuckin loud and snores like a snorlax.
he also reported to public safety that he had a stalker because someone drew a couple things on his pictures of himself on our door. his justification for this was, "id rather be a bitch now than dead in two weeks." They drew fucking smilies and shit!!!!!! theyre not out to kill wtf

/end rant
 
i hope you're not talking about the guy in the background on your webcam....because you two seemed chill with each other from what i could tell
 
nah man. thats my best bud. we grew up together and go to the same school but stupidly didnt room together...
 
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