Forgot to post my own.
One time a kid, let's call him a moron, was pretending to throw his pole at his friend through a chalet window. The dumbass accidentally let go, and put a big ass crack in the window.
A couple years back I played the trombone in the school jazz band. One day when the band director was asking who wanted what parts, I proudly proclaimed "I call first boner"
A little boy wrote to Santa-
Please send me a sister.
Santa wrote back-
Okay, send me your mother