to all that said prom is gay: you are very much wrong. actually it is about as un gay as you can get concidering you bring a date.
but mine is gona be sweet the theim is mafia/1930's gangsters so i got a kick ass tux and the most pimp hat in the world. the some kids rented a pent house room at a near by hotel so for $10 a person we can kick it there drinks provided...
please tell me how that is gay
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Its winter, the birds have all flown south, all but one. One little bird that waited too long. As it flew to catch it's buddies it got icicles on its wings and fell to the ground. The bird then saw a nice looking branch at the top of a nearby tree and it said to a nearby cow, 'I want to reach that top branch but I don’t have then energy to fly up, can you help?' The cow said, 'Here, eat some of my poop it'll fuel you to climb up the tree.' The little bird said, 'Thanks!' and had some of the cow poop. The bird flew up to the first branch of the tree and rested, then the next day flew to the next branch, until finally the bird reached the top branch. Then the farmer came out with a shotgun...
The moral of the story is, bullshit may get you to the top, but it wont keep you there.