Porn Vs. NS

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Which do you visit more on a regular basis, porn or NS? be honest!

'Jesus this, and Moses that, Abraham hit me with a wiffle ball bat' - Little Nicky
 
dude, it used to be a close battle, but i have laid off the porn for so long now, i just tell myslef no. So ns is the champion.......for now.

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well since my dad put up the parental locks on aol.. ican vist porno sites any more so im stuck with the hot girl thread.. ... god.. that thing keeps me going.....

Jim..' hannah are u taking a dump?

Hannah'.. no, jim , girls dont poop,

Jim'... oh,,,, then why do girls have buttholes?

Hannah'.. for fucking. you silly.
 
Honestly I never could get into porn its just degrading so NS by a landslide!!

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Ive stoped using my computer, i only go on when i want music and i end up looking at porn. maybe ns, but it gets boring in the summer

'Jesus this, and Moses that, Abraham hit me with a wiffle ball bat' - Little Nicky
 
people go through puberty and they still wack it like a beast.

'Jesus this, and Moses that, Abraham hit me with a wiffle ball bat' - Little Nicky
 
you're so knowledgeable about this subject. you must be very venerable and clearly way past the ages of puberty.

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that is quite jibtastic, sir.

'the 06 PE's will have tiny spinners for rivits.

' mommy on the blingiest skis ever, the 06 PE's.
 
just cause Iam 45 and living in my parents basement doesnt mean..... wait, what are we talking about?

'Jesus this, and Moses that, Abraham hit me with a wiffle ball bat' - Little Nicky
 
NS, though i beat my dick like it owes me money.

-Tim Light-

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-Skiierman
 
ok chapelle.....

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1. Cover your stump before you hump.

2. Before you attack her, wrap your attacker.

3. Don't be silly, protect your willy.

4. When in doubt, shroud your spout.

5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner.

6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong.

7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it.

8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.

9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize.

10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter.

11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick

12. If you go into heat, package your meat.

13. While you're undressing venus, dress up that penis.

14. When you take of her pants and blouse, be sure to suit up your trouser mouse.

15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member.

16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker.
 
Wow. I would rather just surf NS then get a girl over here. Porn gets lame after awhile.

better to burn out...

...then fade away
 
^Greatest episode ever.

-Tim Light-

I ♥ ♥, because without ♥ there would be no ♥ to ♥. This is why I ♥ ♥. Because ♥ing ♥ is the very cool and ♥ing thing to do. So come on a feel the ♥. Once you feel the ♥, you will realize why i ♥ ♥ing ♥ so much.

-Skiierman
 
porn messes up your computer NS is better

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Peter: When you go on a cruise you need to build up a base tan.

Chris: But I heard that in tanning booths you can get something called Melenoma

Peter: Don't worry son that's just fancy talk for sexified.

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NS all the way.

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please pardon the cacography

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theres an ilovemen.com? damn. see you guys later -skierdudeguy

violence, in canada? go spew your bullshit on somebody eles\' chest, we dont want that around here.-Mommy
 
NS i rarley to never look at porn

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quagmire:'We got to do something.'

peter:'Dont worry i got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if i even began to know what I am talking about.

dude i talked to them about it and they said 'our budget doesnt alow it' fuck that.....they just think im ugly-bristolrider

 
ummm used to be porn cuz id go to ns and go under links to pichunter so i guess i was on ns while looking at porn. i had 2 windows up so tie

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definitely NS... but porn too

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i think the hustle dance is pretty sick - DENALI44
 
porn does get lame after a while, and all the pop-ups and stuff like that get old. I haven't been to a pornsite in forever, I just wack off to the hot girl thread occasionally. NS by far.

Lateralis, on his turn-ons:

'a shaved box, i dont want no fucken rain forest greeting me when i tear off those little cotton panties, id much rather have a nice gaping axe wound that is dripping with wetness while i stare at it in amazement and eat that shit like its elephant food!'
 
making porn.

'this is my son he takes after the old bong and chain. if he was a indian his name would be chief forgot condom'

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^^amen, thats fun times

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1. Cover your stump before you hump.

2. Before you attack her, wrap your attacker.

3. Don't be silly, protect your willy.

4. When in doubt, shroud your spout.

5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner.

6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong.

7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it.

8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.

9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize.

10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter.

11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick

12. If you go into heat, package your meat.

13. While you're undressing venus, dress up that penis.

14. When you take of her pants and blouse, be sure to suit up your trouser mouse.

15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member.

16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker.
 
Porn.

Hardcore gay porn.

No fucking contest.

At least with gay porn you get pictures. NS is such a fuckin tease. You know they're blowing each other, but they all refuse to post pics.

I didn't really want to enjoy the moment;

I wanted to take drugs.
 
You know to be perfectly honest I dont go to porn sites anymore because once youve seen it for a long time it all starts to get old and boring plust its waybetter to have it in real life plus i have a program that seeks out the stuff and blocks it from coming into my computer.. lol

TheSaying Around Here Is:

Go Big Or Go HOME
 
i look at porn for like......not long and ns is a long time commitment for me

...RUN FOR COVER PRODUCTIONS...

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most of the kids that say they dont look at porn are the kids that are looking at porn at the same time as surfing newschoolers.

-Tim Light-

I ♥ ♥, because without ♥ there would be no ♥ to ♥. This is why I ♥ ♥. Because ♥ing ♥ is the very cool and ♥ing thing to do. So come on a feel the ♥. Once you feel the ♥, you will realize why i ♥ ♥ing ♥ so much.

-Skiierman
 
Holy thats a long enough form for suck a retarded topic. If anyone on this site looks at porn more then they go on newschoolers they are so horny and mostly ugly enough not to be able to get a girl farther then hello. I recommend spending some time off the computer and a party or something.

 
^fuck you, everyone knows that if you are in a sexual relation ship you are more horny than if you were a non sexual relationship. so if i look at a lot of porn it because im still horny from having sex with my girlfriend

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