Poop in a jar!

T.Fern

T.Fern

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There once was poop in a jar

But it didnt make it very far

I gave to someone very small

And yes his name is paul
 
There once was a kid named paul

He was so fuckin small

He was made fun of by all

Especially when he makes his bird call

JK paul
 
just throw in nigga, motherfucker, yeah every 3 words and I think you could have a record deal.
 
There once was a kid named Taylor

who thought he was darth vader

but really he was ugly, like james spader

but all the kids called him the rump raider

His wack rhymes really don't phase me.

to win this battle he's going to have to tase me

Alright taylor i'm out

lets see what come's out of darth vader's mouth
 
Yo fern, when you guna learn, that i own you

get a grip Heith Ledger will never phone you (brokeback mountain actor)

When i get up in your face, what you going to do

Want some rhymes, hey maybe i could loan you

So when you guna learn, i'm way out of your league

so sit down and shut up, bitch pleassse!
 
Whats the matter with you Big P

thinkin you're the one and only G

here's somthing thats plain to me

and everyone else in this cult can see

Really you ain't got no flow

So let me introduce you to my show

By the time I'm done everyone will know

why I'm gonna stay and you should go

See there's so many words that rhyme with you

you're an insult to rap and I should sue

But no instead my lyrics'll give you the flue

and they'll stick into your dreams like paper to glue

Now Taylor I wan't you to join my crew

Togther we'll be T and Drew

and Paul I'd invite you if grew

but we know that'll never happen you skrawny foo

Don't worry I've still got more to brew

You'll be choped up and put in my stew

see in this game you're really just new

You may say it's a lie but you know it's true

If I say big p peps'll turn and ask "who?"

I was off in space before you even flew

still stuck up to your neck in a slough

but hey that's enough was it done before you knew?

What is up now paul? let me see you even try to come back
 
when you write a rap, the last word in the stanza isn't alway's the rhymeing one

Own you

Phone you

league

please
 
i can't make it at the moment but as soon as i get home

heres a preview

Andrew you smell and you like to ring a bell
 
k paul I'm in the middle of class right now. I'm gonna do as much as I can in 5 minutes and as soon as 5 minutes is done I'll post. Keep in mind I have to also pretend I'm working at the same time. this is how i role

so paul you think you're gonna be the next big thing

with all that bling, livin like a king

all of that when you cant even sing

I got more rhymes than you could ever bring

we all really know that it's men you lust

just... a moment and you'll be done

fun... is what I'm having but this is still the crust

must... you really bore us actin like you carry a gun

what's the matter with you can't you rhyme in class

think that the teacher'll pop a cap in your ass

here im comin in like toxic gas

I'm gonna break you up like a sheet of glass

I'm almost out of time here but

by know youre all bloodied and cut

you see I'm the
 
ran outta time but here's what I was gonna put after

I'm the one that leaves a fear in your gut

turn away now cause the door is shut
 
I still got more

see I can nock em off cause I'm sublime

if you still takin hours at a time

just to come up with one single rhyme

you ain't gonna be makin over a dime

see I'm the one here thats leavin a shadow

spittin out rhymes with incredible flow

me against you wouldn't even be a show

cause the winner is me as everyone would know
 
know paul I challenge you to a straight up battle

all these other fools will heard around like cattle

no more of this typin if you accept that'll

be your ticket to get your ass kicked to seattle
 
En francais je peut aussi faire

Comment est ton classe avec lacoursiere

Au moment je suis sur mon spare

fument les cigars est bouvent les bieres

acctually no I'm not cause cigars are sick and I don't like drinking

oh what I can rap in french
 
Andrew, soon you guna c i'm a sick m/c

My name is Big P they can't shut up me

your flow.. doesn't live up to the status quota

battling me is like trying to fight yoda

i told ya, i'm a solja

U C, i'm old skool but you'all ready knew that

my rhymes are plat(num) and your's are scat

i'm so tired of your shenanigen's

you remind me of Zap branigen

the only thing you can get it with is a mannequin

(plastic person that model's clothing)

I don't need Matlock to tell me your a fool,

where did you get your raps, vanilla ice's gene pool.

Only he and you could write about paul stew

You should be locked up for a long time

Your raps suck they could be considered a crime,

you think they're great I think they're like whining,

My raps could be compared to fine dining.

I'm goin to end this quick with a painless see ya,

Come back when you got more than verbal diarrhea.
 
^this rap is mine

i bet you'll freeze up like a mime

not knowing what to do not knowing wat to say

hey here's an idea, stop being gay

You look like a transy chimpanzee

(vestite)

we could even rename you ramsy

i've had enuf, step up to the plate

or stop the player h8
 
Paul you just trying to be part of the brand

Well let me take you to the A T land

see I got such skills you can't even stand

and the only action you can get is from your hand

now how bout that proposal bout the dual I sent

Did you make a disposal, shred it up in cement?

Sittin by yourself in your house all day

Doin all you can do that's masturbation

you'll be at that till you're old and grey

now I take you out like a millitary opperation

I'll be back but my mom needs the computer. and Paul seriously I bet you can't do this for real
 
no paul I mean acctual freestyling. not just typin stuff out. and about the cement thing you shred it up first then put it in cement. I guess i need to put little explinations all throughout mine like you
 
paul what's the matter can't think on the spot?

this fight was over before it was fought

you're rap carrer was all for not

get outta here cause your ass got bought
 
Andrew you think your all that

your not, so stop talking smack

or else i'll beat you with a bat

and feed you to some rats

you peice of crap

i'll show u to rap

while rap u in a bag

u fag

iv been in mags

while uv been in rags

been with mr shag

he say u a filthy fag
 
Your rhymes suck they are so whack

sense is what you really lack

i hope you get arrested by the NYPD

maybe they can help you with your problem, ED

you might meet some guy named earl

you guys could role play, he could dress up like a girl

after you get out, you could buy him some pearls
 
You could even call him mini shaq

he could suck your sac

and you could shave his hairy back

but only after putting your finger up his dirty crack

i bet he has a collection of glass bengals

i also bet he has gotee's hanging from his ancles
 
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