Poo = hearing sex

[syrup.]

So the other night I really had to take a dump, and it was probably around one am. So I went to my bathroom, which is right beside my parents. I'm in the middle of my shit when I hear my mom moaning and the bed squeaking and hitting the wall. It was awful, I had to sit there smelling my own shit and hearing my dad absolutely plow my mom. I was so distraught.

 

[dmc12380]

you should have joined them, nothing like a lil incest

 

[MACAQUE]

Haha.

 

[An10a_Eng]

her ass probably felt something similar to what your ass felt, only it went in and out and in and out and in and out...did you beat off?

 

[[Adam]]

im sorry, but this is hilarious. NS has been very entertaining tonight.

 

[DYFI]

Pics or it didn't happen. (Of your shit and your dad in your mom)

 

[Ben.]

did you at any point hear the words

"bang me like a hammer"?

 

[wskibum176]

your pushing something out of your ass while your moms letting something in...

 

[powderhound100]

haha. Some of these replies are hilarious.

 

[syrup.]

no, it was disturbing. I thought my fecal matter was going to retreat back into my bowels.

 

[no_steeze]

same thing happened to me
went to go take a shit, heard my dad going to town on her, ran out of toilet paper, clogged the toilet, stubbed my toe while walking out of the bathroom, and knocked over a chair while running back to my bed
it was a terrible night

 

[babujib]

i would like to be apart of this near future epic thread.

 

[Pipe_Munky]

your best bet in the situation would have been to flush and just begin applauding.

can you say "awkward morning"?

 

[0ptions]

See what he did here?

I'm also going to claim my place in history.

 

[Turner.]

goddamn that's disturbing.

there's nothing like smelling your own shit while your mom's getting plowed in the next room.

 

[[~_~]]

I'm so glad my parents got divorced when I was young so I never had to hear this kind of shit.

 

[Mr.Panda]

Your mom probably had the feeling of something going in and out of her fecal matter chute.

 

[prontocuts.com]

The only worse thing that can happen to you is when they tell you they are having a new brother on the way for you

 

[SDrvpr]

same has happened to me i spent the rest of my night on ns

 

[baethoven]

hahaha i can only imagine how fucked up that situation would be.

 

[CarRamRod]

 

[0ptions]

Wow, you win. At everything, I just lost it in the library, so many dirty looks.

 

[vincepru]

im sorry if i kept you up all night, but your mom said you were out for the night.

 

[dergblerp]

I hope you shat quietly. you don't want to disturb their fucking man. that's just rude.

 

[MattWeiss]

hahahahaha oh wow, sorry dude shitty situation, pun intended lol

 

[syrup.]

I told my mom about it and she just laughed. FML.

 

[987321654hgfd]

That was probably pretty shitty. Pun intended.

 

[0ptions]

Wow that musta been awkward?

 

[Malcolm]

im wasnt hurting your mother

 

[syrup.]

didn't even know how to react... Soooooo awful...

 

[fupaface]

If i had heard that i would have been sitting petrified on the toilet unable to shit for hours.

 

[captaincrunch]

i am inserting myself into this thread....like your dad....into your mum.

 

[gnarrr]

baahahhahaha

 

[treebeard]

ahahahahahahaha!i would cry myself to sleep if that ever happened to me

 

[syrup.]

oh I did alright. I cried my eyes out.

 

[afrocentric]

Marking my spot on the first page of a future classic, like your dad marked your moms face.

 

[treebeard]

i feel like we may be ruining the epicness of this thread by claiming posts...

 

[popNfresh44]

that must have given you an even more upset stomach

 

[rontonsoop]

sucks dude

 

[saucybiscuits]

im not sure if ive ever woke up to shit..........

 

[MACAQUE]

Agreed. STOP IT NAO!!!!!!!!

 

[TSM]

did he pee in her butt?

 

[baseballski03]

haha you probably did hear it, but just didn't know what it was yet. you know, that time you walked into their room and they were just "wrestling."

this thread is hilarious

 

[hokkanee]

.

 

[Malcolm]

yup. any epicness it wouldve had is now completely gone

 

[snowfreak14]

i would have to say this is one of the more terrible threads i have seen in a while

 

[[Dawn]

i was here

 

[matweary]

this

 

[mtbakerteacher]

why didn't you turn on the fan?

 

[treebeard]

cuz that's the way he likes it, trebek.

 

[BootySpunk.]

Pictures of said mom being nailed please