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SkiSundownJibber

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K... my entire school has a gambling problem, and I'm really, really good at texas hold 'em. I win 100+ dollars every week, sometimes more. today, for example, i picked up 140 in 1.5 hours. i think i'm gonna play the wsop when i'm old enough.

 
wow, thats pretty sick, but im thinking youd get raped at the world series.

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you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
 
even if he got raped at the world series hed make some good money if he got outta the first few rounds.

okay, i just gotta say...please stop making the FARP video things. Its cool if you wanna make them and all, but dont make a website about it etc. Or at least get better first. You are hurting the industry. When snowboarders see skiers like Fred and Randall doing stupid flailing 360 attempts 8 inches off the ground, they laugh there heads off, and skiing takes another blow. So please, if you wanna make your movies, thats cool. But just stop trying to get noticed. Thats all. Peace. P.S. Your spinning the wrong way.-sunvalleyskibum
 
i went to an indian casino once. i played blackjack. i lost 20 bucks.

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I'm concussed.

'Why aren't you wearing any pants Joe? - I tripped... and then I had to take them off to run faster out of the flames.'

Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech
 
i play a lot with friends. most i've made is 20 bucks, most i've lost is 7. i love it, its so much fun. texas hold em', omaha, cross, 3,5,7. they're all good games.

mah baby's got sauce, your baby aint sweet like mihne
 
i watched the world poker finals yesterday on tsn, being up 5 millions bucks would be sweet

'I think I see Blue.......He looks glorius!' Will Ferrel
 
I was good at poker too till I played in a tourney in Vegas. I lost my anal virginity.

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24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.'

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the

morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.'

 
wow that sounds exactly like my school. so many gamblers adn they always play texa hold' em

Nicole

 
^haha, i know a kid that goes to your school, he plays texas holdem a lot, he taught me how to play.

-chris
 
but yea... that just goes to show how many people play... if you ever go to the SNUG (a cafeteria/lounge area), there are 3 or more tables going, each of them having several hundred pushed around

 
YEah there does seem to be a poker fad going around at least at my school. IVe been playing like every week. Right now i everage winning like 5 bucks cause we are palying small now but we are gunna make the ante bigger one of these days. But it is hella fun to pla ylike on a friday night.

(trust me, the '' things aren't actually there)

 
i lost 500 bucks in vegas one day and that was before i even made it to the poker table

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
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