Please Adhere to the Washington Ski Tourism Code of Conduct

Yeah if you look carefully there's an asterix in the ads that say actual snow may in fact be water, and actual blue sky may in fact be rainy white out.
 
just because you moved out and go to college now does not mean you can violate the Washington Ski Tourism Code of Conduct. It is absolute law.
 
You have the right to remain cynical about alleged, "snow" conditions in the state of washington. Be advised that anything you say in thread can and will be held against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney to represent your negative views of alleged, "skiing" in the state of washington. If you cannot afford an attorney there are 11 million people in Washington that can properly represent this for you. Do you understand these rights and have they been read to you?
 
Swear to god im going to take these kids out to the bottom of tunnel creek then steal their skis and make them walk the traverse back~
 


I do believe we need to cite RuggyRo for a clear disregard for the Washington Ski Tourism Code of Conduct. He stated in the thread:

https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/655178/

"its fucking awesome here. good choice with crystal, the backcountry is the best up thurr."
 
Citing member: "j.bird" for a contempt of code in the event currently in progress in ski gabber.

People really need to look in regionals more often. It is quite sad.
 
I'd just ignore him. If Jberg and NBCskier had a baby it would create the most annoying wigger trash creature ever to walk the earth. Probably a juggalo or something~
 
I don't see the logic when people go on and on about rain in washington when tourists are the ones that keep ski resorts afloat
 
Right because there are so many NS tourists who would come out to washington. Tourists do not keep washington ski hills open. Dont call them resorts, we dont have any resorts for as hard as crystal tries~
 
This. Take snocompton for example. They make enough money from season passes alone for their operations.
 
Tourists don't frequent NS.
And when people from NS travel, they clip tickets, get hookups, sneak past security, bring their own dirtbag food, and sleep on the floor with three other people they met randomly on the internet. I'd wager that the net economic impact of NSers on ski areas and resorts is probably negative.
So really, we're not losing anything but the people who don't know enough not to believe us. And serioudly, look at this ragtag group. It takes about five seconds of honest scrutiny to determine that we're all full of shit.
 
im glad the warm rains of summer have turned to the cold enough to suck major foreskin but not cold enough to snow condition's were used too. man Washington is one big cock slobber
 
https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/658277/ Smuggs is in blatant disregard for our code, and i suggest immediate exorcism and anal probing
 
when everybody repeats the same joke and makes ridiculous claims that it only rains it makes it pretty damn obvious that we got goods here that were trying to keep to ourselves.

If you actually want to keep people away making WA sound mediocre will be a lot more effective then repeating the same slogan that everybody knows isn't true.

 
They seem to be catching on... they're smarter than we thought!

But that just means we must think of new and ingenious ways to make sure they stay out of our damn state.
 
Have you not noticed how many people think we are serious? Trust me, less people catch on than you would hope/expect~
 
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