Please Adhere to the Washington Ski Tourism Code of Conduct

Scott29~

Scott29~

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That means you be sure to tell everyone Washington sucks and all it does is rain when you venture into the great wastes of the ski and non ski gabbers~

We're the only fuckin state without a tourism department (http://www.nytimes.com/2011/07/12/us/12tourism.html?_r=1&ref=todayspaper). The message is stay the fuck out our state sucks. In fact we suck worse than south dakota and missouri and shit. So NS policy has become state policy. Adhere to it motherfuckers~
 
and when you discuss gear, make sure you make an emphasis that it rains all the time and that you need SUPER waterproof gear
 
The only reason people come to WA anyways is to see that stupid twilight fishing town. People think Seattle is our capitol, so whatever.
 
WASHINGTON! FUCK YEAH!

WASHINGTON! FUCK YEAH!

APPLES! FUCK YEAH!

MICROSOFT! FUCK YEAH!

PINE TREES! FUCK YEAH!

MT BAKER! FUCK YEAH!

MT RAINIER! FUCK YEAH!

STEVENS PASS! FUCK YEAH!

RAIN! FUCK YEAH!

TWILIGHT! Fuck yeah?

WASHINGTON! FUCK YEAH!

WASHINGTON! FUCK YEAH!

POTATOES! FUCK YEAH!

ONIONS! FUCK YEAH!

EAST SIDE! FUCK YEAH!

WEST SIDE! FUCK YEAH!

SPOKANE! FUCK YEAH!

SEATTLE! FUCK YEAH!

BILL GATES! FUCK YEAH!

SPACE NEEDLE! FUCK YEAH!

CASCADES! FUCK YEAH!

BLUEWOOD! Fuck yeah?

WASHINGTON! FUCK YEAH!

WASHINGTON! FUCK YEAH!
 
425McNasty you are hereby cited for a gross breach of the Washington Ski Tourism Code of Conduct.

In this thread you stated that Washington was the best state for skiing.

https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/633759/page/1/

The proper response was "Washington is the worst state, all it does is rain. Go to mt hood, I hear there are no lines there."

Since this is your first offense I sentence you to attempt to get on a chair at the last minute when there is clearly already the maximum number of riders about to sit down. This is to be done on a powder day exceeding 1 imperial foot in new snow depth and a line of at least 20 minutes taken from the end of the singles line until the chair loading. This act is to be filmed and posted in this thread. Failure to comply will result in a harsher sentence.

Thank you for your cooperation.

-Management~
 
i am hereby influenced to take my first regard back and say Washington is not the best state for skiing due to rain and poor weather.this decision was afflicted towards the Washington something about not doing something policy. =)
Is this ok?
 
After long hours of deliberation the tribunal has deemed that 425McNasty is not to be punished. This infraction will however be kept in mind for the future. AND SO IT IS DECREED~
 
haha i said Nebraska in that thread. top 3 reasons not to ski/live in WA...

1.) Rains way too much

2.) Seattle Freeze, ppl r mean

3.) Rains waaaaaaay too much
 
“If you live in the greater Puget Sound area and you don’t want to go to Montana by now, you haven’t been paying attention,” said Marsha Massey, executive director of the Washington State Tourism Office — until it closed. “Even I want to go to Montana.”
Basically, Montana is kicking WA's ass. Not the first time, and certainly not the last.
 
Had a friend from Montana try to tell me that one of his interns, from WA, was telling him he only has rain gear for skiing since it is always raining. I told my friend, "I could see that."
 
Yeah man. Everyone should move to Montana. Its fucking great here. I'm never going back to Washington. Ever.
 
Flathead Lake, actually. It's got a number of islands with camping. When you take the state parks on the shore into consideration, it's similar to the Cascadia Marine Trail that you can use in the San Juans.

Nothing near the size of the whole Salish Sea, and no tidal influence, but if we're talking San Juan size, then it's certainly comparable.
 
OFFENDER ALERT

Violator:Thick.Black.Gurl.

Threat Level:APRICOT YELLOW

Scene of the Crime:https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/646228/

Thick.Black.Gurl. my detectives have gathered sufficient evidence for the Tribunal to pronounce you guilty of an egregious violation of the long standing Washington Ski Tourism Code of Conduct (WSTCC). Skiing at snocompton and alpental you should be able to appreciate our efforts to reduce those heinously long lines. Pretty soon the cascades will become whistler and they will be building peak to peak chairs between our volcanoes. DID YOU EVER EVEN FUCKING THINK ABOUT THAT? COME ON, GET IT TOGETHER.

I hereby sentence you to be slapped 5 times at the earliest convenience followed by a loud yell of "GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER"~
 
I know my place, it's a good thing. Too bad you will not be getting any baked goods this season. I have a list and I check it twice.

 
It's okay, all my kids are at Steven's. You ride snoqual.

I'm also code named under "mama bear" haha.
 
Crescent Bar doesn't have this:

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