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Anesteezia
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It is ruining my life. There are just not enough images of naked ladies on the internet.
Steezy_IN_KC
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Cancelled my 15 year subscription... I'm irate.
Lt-Aldo-Raine
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Bro, its 2015. All bout that Playgirl now amiright
McNoche
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13573301:chodo said:
My best buddy was going to Portland state a few years ago. So I would cruise down there every once and a while to hangout and party, hit the strip clubs (best in the country). One night we were out drinking, and I saw this hot ass blonde chick hanging out in the VIP section. Ended up being Sara Jean Underwood. Obviously I was starring at her (trying not to look creepy) pry did though. We made eye contact for quite a while at one point, successfully putting the vibe out. Most likely this had nothing to do with me hooking up with her, so I just wasted your time.
Fast forward to the following winter. I was up in Park City for a few weeks skiing. There was a bad ass invite only private party going on at a club downtown park city. The one owned by Hyde from 'that 70's show'. And because my parents own a cabin up at deer valley they got wristbands or whatever to get in. So they gave them to me and a buddy and we roll out to the club. I rolled in hot and started gettting tuned up on free grey goose. Turns out sara underwood was there. Went up to her and made a stupid line about how we met at a portland bar. She didnt know what i was talking about. Ended up chatting for the rest of the night, wooed her on the dance floor, and closed the deal!
Positive- boned a playmate
Negative- had a girlfriend at the time, everyone of you would have done that same thing
Negative- every chick i hook up with from here on out will be uglier. ive peaked
ChillTeenDad420
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13573335:McNoche said:
what a great story that never happened
13573335:McNoche said:
You have so many holes on your story Portland absolutely does not have the nicest stip club in the country. Why would Sara Underwood be at a strip club she would be at a real Club and if you trying to say she was working the whole point of going to the VIP area is so you can't be seen by other people. Same goes for Club the rope off the area and put it out of view.
I could address a lot of other things in your story but the last hole ill leave you with is how do you hang out with her for the entire night and then not take one picture. You really want me to believe you had the attention of a celebrity for the whole night uninterrupted?
chemiskier
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13573414:Sno. said:
/threads
McNoche
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13573412:nocturnal said:
Bro, outside of Vegas, Portland has great strip clubs. Top 5 in the country at least. And I didn't see her at the strip club. Just at a bar type dance club place in Portland. I just happened to go to a strip club also that night.
And for the attention in park city...the whole vip thing attracted an older crowd. In regards to the whole the crowd we were really the slim few who were close in age.
McNoche
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13573412:nocturnal said:
If you are going to bang a celebrity, you have to at least act like your on their level. You can't be a drooling fan boy and go " oh my god oh my god!!!! Picture please ms. Underwood!! Eeeeee!!" C'mon man straighten up. Next time your out drinking go up to the hottest chick and ask if you can get a picture with her. You pry will not end up cutting that cake.
13573599:McNoche said:
The nicest strip club I've ever been to was actually in Texas Vegas was okay they're just very big and always open. Portland has a lot of them doesn't make it the best but my point still stands when you pay to be a VIP at the club, and you go to a good club which I assume she did because she's rich and famous it's a roped off area out of view.
13573601:McNoche said:
Yeah i dont belive you. And I do that on snapchat all the time, on the day after or once I'm in the car or house for the night. Jaydope had a really good story about him banging a famous person and had a picture the day after to back it up.
If you're going to lie about not taking a picture. You could have at least been creative. The most exclusive party I ever went to I had to sign a nondisclosure agreement and give my phone up at the door.
Also a few years ago puts it at 2013 when she was in a relationship and finally I know a girl who was with riff raff last month here's a few pictures she took to back up
Claims you hooked up with one of the hottest girls on the world who gets with a list celebrities. Doesn't even bother trying to take a picture throughout the entire night yeah ok.
I want to believe anyone can just have a one night stand with mis Underwood I just don't believe it was you.
Big_Spence
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13573654:nocturnal said:The nicest strip club I've ever been to was actually in Texas Vegas was okay they're just very big and always open. Portland has a lot of them doesn't make it the best but my point still stands when you pay to be a VIP at the club, and you go to a good club which I assume she did because she's rich and famous it's a roped off area out of view.
Yeah i dont belive you. And I do that on snapchat all the time, on the day after or once I'm in the car or house for the night. Jaydope had a really good story about him banging a famous person and had a picture the day after to back it up.
If you're going to lie about not taking a picture. You could have at least been creative. The most exclusive party I ever went to I had to sign a nondisclosure agreement and give my phone up at the door.
Also a few years ago puts it at 2013 when she was in a relationship and finally I know a girl who was with riff raff last month here's a few pictures she took to back up
Claims you hooked up with one of the hottest girls on the world who gets with a list celebrities. Doesn't even bother trying to take a picture throughout the entire night yeah ok.
I want to believe anyone can just have a one night stand with mis Underwood I just don't believe it was you.
banging riff raff has to be the most ratchet thing i've ever heard of in my life.
McNoche
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13573654:nocturnal said:
I understand your doubt bro, if it wasn't for my buddy who went to the club with me I don't think even my closest buddies would believe me. So I don't really even try to convince strangers or bring it up on my own (except for this thread). I have those boobies etched into my brain for life, and that is all that really matters.
