Places you've fainted

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So yesterday I was woken up ridiculously to attend Church with my entire family. Around halfway during the mass I began to feel very sick and when I told my dad that I wanted to leave and he was like "haha nice try we only have 15 minutes left so I should just suck it up" I began to feel worse and worse and as we queued up for commmunion my vision suddenly goes out. Apparently i was almost at the preist when I simply passed out in front of everyone onto the guy behind me. It was probably one of the worst timings ever, I mean I faint a lot, but its never been in a place as embarrassing as church. So ns, where are some places you have you fainted?
 
in the backyard, i was sitting in the sun for quite sometime, probably got dehydrated and when i stand up, i simply black out and fall to the ground :)

and yesterday, i cut my finger pretty badly with a wood chisel and i fainted due to persistent blood loss :)

then i put ice on it and held it up high and the bleeding stopped pretty soon after that ....
 
i once fainted at work. i was climbing up the front of a big bulldozer (cat d7) when i got up on the tracks i started getting a headrush and seeing black around the edge of my vision but i ignored it and fainted falling back onto the steel tracks. the driver said i started to say sompthing to him and kind of trailed off then fell back arching my back so that my head hit first.

so when i came around a few seconds later i dont even know where i am, im pretty sure i couldnt see but i might have just had my eyes closed and the inspector that was with our crew is standing over me on his radio for the medic to come get me. i wasnt hurt but my hardhat flew off when i hit my head and got pretty scuffed up but i had to go to the hospital anyway. that was one of the only times i fainted and it was beyond embarrassing.
 
fainted at a concert once. Not really sure why but luckily i felt the rush coming on so i ran from the craziness of front row and got myself to a chair just as i was about to faint
 
fainted in school once.

got up to go to the bathroom + dehydration + huge headrush = me on floor.

that sucked.
 
yup you are possessed by Satan and are being used as the anti christ. Surely an exorcism will have to be done to save your soul from the demons of hell.
 
i was close once... at my cottage i was chillin in the hot tub for a while. then i stood up, got out and ran up a flight of stairs to my deck. i was seeing stars and a little darkenss so i just sat down for a few mins and i was okay.

my buddy got up off his couch for a glass of water but instead he fall face first into his glass table.
 
i was in line for a roller-coaster at an amusement park and there were some people blowing nasty-ass cigarette smoke my way so i covered my nose with my shirt to breathe and about a minute later i fainted. felt pretty wimpy.
 
Waking up from fainting is such a bizarre feeling. I woke up after fainting in the bathroom one time I was just laying on the floor thinking to myself. Why am I laying under a sink? Soo weird
 
On the Jandri Express (gondola) in L2A this summer, didn't have enough blood sugars in me as it was the first day and I couldn't stock up on sugars, ended up getting faint and next thing I know, i'm on the floor with lots of European men surrounding me, not a very nice experience.
 
i usually faint at like 3 am I'll get up from bed and go to take a piss or get some water and wake up on the floor of the kitchen or bathroom like 20 seconds later. it gets kinda sketchy though cuz we've got granite counters in both our kitchen and our bathroom so if I were to bonk my head going down it could be fatal.
 
when i was like 8 i was digging for gold in my bed one night and got a bloody nose (LOLOL) and anyways i went over to my parents and was like "wtf i dunno lol it just happened" and it was like the worst bloody nose ever and i fainted onto their bathroom floor because i got light headed from the blood loss.

also recently, like 2 weeks ago, i got up from the couch to get some cereal from on top of the fridge. got super headrush, went to reach for meh cereals and next thing i remember i was lying spread eagle formation on the floor and my brother and his friend were looking down at me like "wtf u doin brah??//"

i think those are the only two.
 
Fainting sucks, you feel really sick before it happens. It's that feeling you get right before you puke, combined with not being able to see straight and being super dizzy. So I guess it's the same as when you're sick-drunk.

Anyway, I've fainted twice in the hospital (no, idiot nurses, I clearly cannot just walk out after having a horse fall on me), once at home from the same injury, and once randomly at a pizza place. Every so often I'll get the feeling like I'm about to faint but if I sit and chill for a minute it usually passes.
 
in the bath, fucking scary. i stood up to get out and just lost my shit. i hit my head pretty damn hard on the spigot but i was just happy i started draining the tub before i got out.
 
i've never fainted but when i was 15 i had a siezure on a chairlift. i fell 45 feet. i shattered my pelvis, broke 7 ribs, bruised heart 2 collapsed lungs, bursted slpeen and i died during surgery. i was in the hospital for 2 months... that sucked.
 
hospital

blood donation center

bathroom

victoria's secret

3 different dorm rooms

horseback riding arena

that's all i can think of off the top of my head. i have super low blood pressure and several of these occured after donating blood.
 
this needs an explanation

also, the only time i fainted was at school, i woke up under a table with most of the class huddled around me, it felt like in a movie when someone faints and a circle of people are around them all looking down
 
Eh, it wasn't that exciting. I was really hungover and sick and my friend wanted to go shopping real quick and dragged me along, she took forever in the store and there is no place to sit so I passed out by the fitting rooms
 
i fainted and had a seizure in the lobby of my high school when over 100 kids were all waiting around for the lunch bell to ring to go to their next class. that was fun, i actually got lunch detention for a week and two days of internal suspension.

 
Iron Maiden concert. It was like 35*c, outrageously humid and we had been sitting on the pavement for 5 hours already to get a good spot near the stage. The beer and many doobs defs didnt help keeping me hydrated, and I passed out while they were playing Fear of the Dark.
 
well i guess with the whole story would tell it better. my really big friend, who is now in the marines, had put me in a playful headlock and squeezed his muscles just right that they cut off my blood and oxygen supply. the school called it "horseplay" and punished us.
 
Back when i was a little shit like 11 years old. I would give my self head rushes intentionally to feel high. Well one day i decided to do it in the shower and i passed out. I fell and got a long as gash on my back from the faucet. I still have the scare 5 years from now. whenever someone points it out i say i was running down a mountain ans slipped and got raped by a rock because well frankly the truth is just alarmingly retarded.
 
ran 10 suicides in a hot stuffy gym on a 100 degree day during baseball parctice (field ws tooo yet)
 
believe me, i was pissed. for someone who had never been in trouble before and just kinda sat in the shadows during school, minding my own business, i got fucked by the schools penile system. i begged the administration to let me pick up garbage on the campus and clean the school rather then sit idle and worthless for 6 hours during school. NOPE. pieces of shit they were.
 
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